We couldn't put alllll the work of engaging the pronatalists on your shoulders!

JUST went through this. My personal fave was my pharmacy chain's app proclaiming the prescription was in stock at other locations and then, once I transferred the prescription, saying "lol kidding."

Learned recently that my mom sets a date before which my dad is not allowed to complain about the lack of football. That date is May 1.

I could swear I've seen an ICPSR t-shirt from the '90s that read "different slopes for different folks." Possible?

As a grad student, Sheldon Danziger wrote on my draft: "what is 'existing' literature? Is there non-existing literature?" and it's seared into my mind forever.

Not sure I trust you to bring an elite carrot cake.