Johnny Weedseed
@sascrotch.bsky.social
Me cuz I can’t get the slop:
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Me cuz I can’t get the slop:
Watching the Browns.
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Watching the Browns.
Absolute fucking bullshit. Unprofessional bullshit.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Absolute fucking bullshit. Unprofessional bullshit.
How dare you disrespect our most decorated troops
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How dare you disrespect our most decorated troops
Drinking your anti-groomer tears
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Drinking your anti-groomer tears
Ross didn’t get this joke. He’s like “is he trying to get hornier?”
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ross didn’t get this joke. He’s like “is he trying to get hornier?”
These are fun but we all know JD getting too much credit for knowing how to sling hog.
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
These are fun but we all know JD getting too much credit for knowing how to sling hog.
By the way the cops have never done this
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
By the way the cops have never done this
“We ran on Not Trump and it worked this time!”
I mean look at Dirty Pete, seems to have only enjoyed certain races
I mean look at Dirty Pete, seems to have only enjoyed certain races
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“We ran on Not Trump and it worked this time!”
I mean look at Dirty Pete, seems to have only enjoyed certain races
I mean look at Dirty Pete, seems to have only enjoyed certain races
“In America they make you do sharia law”
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“In America they make you do sharia law”
Pete, what happened in NYC? what happened in NYC?!
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Pete, what happened in NYC? what happened in NYC?!
We must protect our best scientific minds that we still have, like Tony Bosch
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We must protect our best scientific minds that we still have, like Tony Bosch
One man is still keeping the dream alive
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
One man is still keeping the dream alive
There’s only one energy drink guy I trust
November 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
There’s only one energy drink guy I trust
Looks like you read it backwards
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Looks like you read it backwards
Oh no my wife made apple pie with my razor blade apples
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Oh no my wife made apple pie with my razor blade apples
Back at it again this Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Back at it again this Halloween
I believe you can get your ass kicked being named something like that
September 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I believe you can get your ass kicked being named something like that