I would never pick on someone my own size, I mean wheres the fun in that? They've gotta be at least double to be worth mine time.

They claim practice makes perfect, but it seems to create an excess of failure as well, we must discover a way to reduce this unwanted byproduct. Science can never rest.

The fates have decided the burdens I now must carry. I beg thee, remember me not for the man I must become, but as the young man you all once knew.

(I'm lactose intolerant and ate a family sized mac n cheese.)

Some people get their dopamine from the the lastest gacha game, I get mine from the satisfying click of an empty barrel, We are not the same.

With the drying paint clinging to foreign legs I must call my own and the giant approaching plastic net blocking both the light and any vestige of escape, I'm forced into two realizations. First, being a fly on the wall isn't what it's cracked to up be and second, Genies suck.

These manmade horrors are just within my comprehension and to be frank, I'm not a fan.

The ladies call me Amnesia the way I uh.... uhm... the way that I.... huh.

Got me a a vegan potato... a Fauxtato if you will.

When I first met him I had him pegged as a catholic, the second time we met I pegged him as a nurse. I'm eager to see where this roleplay takes us next.

I don't have original ideas, I steal them from my future self instead. In 5 years I'll be destitute.

The are 2 types of people, people who think I'm a disappointment and people I haven't met yet.

Found a shiny yungoos, it seems weird tho, it won't attack and keeps asking for alcohol. Should I catch it?

Anyone else get stockholm syndrome on your tastebuds, you know, when you start eating something kinda gross but your pride and commitment forces you to finish it and by the end you kinda want another. This birthday cake flavored lollipop is that.

Socioeconomic instability in the streets, mental instability in the sheets.

I walk with purpose, but not direction. I know what I'll do, just not how to get there.

Sometimes I like to take long walks and then just never give them back.

I'm in the business of minding my business and business is good.