When your MAGA cousin loses his post office job and pension, and wonders why they're targeting him when he's not even a member of the Deep State, remind him:

"Billy, they need to pay for tax cuts to Elon and his mega rich friends. Surely you didn't think the Deep State was footing the entire bill?"

When your MAGA meemaw loses her health insurance because she didn't know it was actually Obamacare, give her a reassuring hug and say:

"Gammy, look on the bright side. You don't own health insurance...but you do own the libs. Isn't that better?"

Look at those juicy turkey legs 🤣