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Sarzad
@sarzad.bsky.social
usually writing and making stuff, trying to make people laugh, and hanging out with animals. Likely crying and/or sweating. She/her 🧿✨🌚☀️🌈🪴🍁🦮🐄🫎🌲🍓🍪🎨🎬🌅❤️‍🔥🚮🆗

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The amount of game-ending injuries and blindsides this season is wild!!
September 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Coming in hot on s16 fans v favorites…FairPlay gone in a pinch
September 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Forgot to tweet about the rest of the season but it was incredible. The double immunity idol blunder?! Courtney absolute legend? And Todd winning it all…damn
September 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“I think it’s great you’re still a virgin” *dramatically swims away*

-Jaime, icon / legend
September 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
And not a crumb for poor Becky
January 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Jeff walked all the way to Hollywood!
January 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Lmaooo this tie breaker is so embarrassing 😭😭
January 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Dang RIP Parvati
January 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Yul bringing Jonathan’s hat back!! Smart man
January 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Omg almost forgot to mention parvati’s thumb slice
January 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This loved ones challenge is cracking me up
January 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Bye Candice :/
January 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
WEASEL! Is a VERB!
January 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The amount of times that Jeff has said Parvati incorrectly in a different way is hilarious
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Can’t wait for this tribal!
January 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Obbbbbbvi ozzy has the immunity challenge on lock
January 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Everyone getting drunk off their asses at the merge and puking and rallying while Jonathan is like “THESE YOUTHS!! 😠”
January 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
So funny that she’s like :( I can’t believe people I thought liked me are exiling me like this :( like girl you turned on them what did you expect?!
January 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Lol at Candice getting sent to exile island every time now. We Stan the petty underdogs!
January 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM