Sarah Wolf
@saryastark.bsky.social
Reposted by Sarah Wolf
Happy National Poetry Month, from Lolcat, TS Eliot, and me.
April 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Happy National Poetry Month, from Lolcat, TS Eliot, and me.
There’s a very particular joy that comes from realizing, oh, it’s Friday night and I’m going to bed and I don’t have to set an alarm!
I’d imagine there’s a word for that in German.
I’d imagine there’s a word for that in German.
March 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
There’s a very particular joy that comes from realizing, oh, it’s Friday night and I’m going to bed and I don’t have to set an alarm!
I’d imagine there’s a word for that in German.
I’d imagine there’s a word for that in German.
I’ve got my windows open, what with it being delightfully spring-like, which means I hear more random Franklin and Hennepin noise than usual. I just heard some dude yell, “FUCK YOU!” to which I reflexively replied, “Yes! Fuck you, too!”
He didn’t hear me, but I had a good giggle. #ComingToAmerica
He didn’t hear me, but I had a good giggle. #ComingToAmerica
February 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’ve got my windows open, what with it being delightfully spring-like, which means I hear more random Franklin and Hennepin noise than usual. I just heard some dude yell, “FUCK YOU!” to which I reflexively replied, “Yes! Fuck you, too!”
He didn’t hear me, but I had a good giggle. #ComingToAmerica
He didn’t hear me, but I had a good giggle. #ComingToAmerica
Now I remember why I’ve always had that kind of “I know it would be a bad idea, buuuut…I’d do it anyway” crush on Christopher Walken. #Severance, #CreepySexy
February 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Now I remember why I’ve always had that kind of “I know it would be a bad idea, buuuut…I’d do it anyway” crush on Christopher Walken. #Severance, #CreepySexy
Drummond: Didn’t you get that memo?
Milchik: No, it’s…I got the memo, I just use too many big words, and…it’s not a problem, because I’ll make sure to minimize my vocabulary, so…
Drummond: Yeaaaahhhh, I’m just gonna…go ahead and…send you that memo again.
#Severance, #TPSReports
Milchik: No, it’s…I got the memo, I just use too many big words, and…it’s not a problem, because I’ll make sure to minimize my vocabulary, so…
Drummond: Yeaaaahhhh, I’m just gonna…go ahead and…send you that memo again.
#Severance, #TPSReports
February 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Drummond: Didn’t you get that memo?
Milchik: No, it’s…I got the memo, I just use too many big words, and…it’s not a problem, because I’ll make sure to minimize my vocabulary, so…
Drummond: Yeaaaahhhh, I’m just gonna…go ahead and…send you that memo again.
#Severance, #TPSReports
Milchik: No, it’s…I got the memo, I just use too many big words, and…it’s not a problem, because I’ll make sure to minimize my vocabulary, so…
Drummond: Yeaaaahhhh, I’m just gonna…go ahead and…send you that memo again.
#Severance, #TPSReports
For the remainder of my life, I mean to use the term “spilling lineage” in lieu of any other euphemism for jerkin’ it. #Severance
February 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
For the remainder of my life, I mean to use the term “spilling lineage” in lieu of any other euphemism for jerkin’ it. #Severance
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“Marshmallows are for team players, DYLAN!”
February 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
“Marshmallows are for team players, DYLAN!”
I want to adopt Irving and Burt as my dads. #Severance
February 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I want to adopt Irving and Burt as my dads. #Severance
YES, I was right: Mr. Drummond is played by Icelandic giant Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, who you may remember from such roles as Maria Bamford’s boyfriend/husband on Lady Dynamite and Dewal the Naked Meth Cook on True Detective. #Severance, #EsteemedCharacterActors
February 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
YES, I was right: Mr. Drummond is played by Icelandic giant Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, who you may remember from such roles as Maria Bamford’s boyfriend/husband on Lady Dynamite and Dewal the Naked Meth Cook on True Detective. #Severance, #EsteemedCharacterActors
“The difference between man and machine is that machines cannot think for themselves. Also, they are made of metal, whereas man is made of skin.”
Ricken Hale? Or Jack Handey?
#Severance
Ricken Hale? Or Jack Handey?
#Severance
February 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“The difference between man and machine is that machines cannot think for themselves. Also, they are made of metal, whereas man is made of skin.”
Ricken Hale? Or Jack Handey?
#Severance
Ricken Hale? Or Jack Handey?
#Severance
Alzheimer’s has a particular kind of cruelty. I hate it.
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Alzheimer’s has a particular kind of cruelty. I hate it.
I strongly suggest that everyone screenshot this.
January 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I strongly suggest that everyone screenshot this.
I just started reading Fahrenheit 451 (because apparently I can’t get enough dystopian speculative fiction, I DON’T KNOW WHY), and the goddamn introduction is written by Neil fucking Gaiman. So that’s just…ugh.
January 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I just started reading Fahrenheit 451 (because apparently I can’t get enough dystopian speculative fiction, I DON’T KNOW WHY), and the goddamn introduction is written by Neil fucking Gaiman. So that’s just…ugh.
Tonight is a good night I think for eating roasted romanesco and baked scallops and watching Severance!
January 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Tonight is a good night I think for eating roasted romanesco and baked scallops and watching Severance!
Lunch hour companion Emily:
January 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Lunch hour companion Emily:
Sailor Ben has issues.
January 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sailor Ben has issues.
“Thatcher believed in laissez faire economics, which is French for something, and then English again with economics.”
- Philomena Cunk
- Philomena Cunk
January 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“Thatcher believed in laissez faire economics, which is French for something, and then English again with economics.”
- Philomena Cunk
- Philomena Cunk
Oh, snap, words cannot express how delighted I am that Severance is back!
January 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Oh, snap, words cannot express how delighted I am that Severance is back!
Hello there, people of Bluesky!
January 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hello there, people of Bluesky!