Sarah Wolf
saryastark.bsky.social
Sarah Wolf
@saryastark.bsky.social
Reposted by Sarah Wolf
April 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Happy National Poetry Month, from Lolcat, TS Eliot, and me.
April 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
There’s a very particular joy that comes from realizing, oh, it’s Friday night and I’m going to bed and I don’t have to set an alarm!

I’d imagine there’s a word for that in German.
March 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I’ve got my windows open, what with it being delightfully spring-like, which means I hear more random Franklin and Hennepin noise than usual. I just heard some dude yell, “FUCK YOU!” to which I reflexively replied, “Yes! Fuck you, too!”

He didn’t hear me, but I had a good giggle. #ComingToAmerica
February 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Now I remember why I’ve always had that kind of “I know it would be a bad idea, buuuut…I’d do it anyway” crush on Christopher Walken. #Severance, #CreepySexy
February 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Drummond: Didn’t you get that memo?
Milchik: No, it’s…I got the memo, I just use too many big words, and…it’s not a problem, because I’ll make sure to minimize my vocabulary, so…
Drummond: Yeaaaahhhh, I’m just gonna…go ahead and…send you that memo again.

#Severance, #TPSReports
February 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
For the remainder of my life, I mean to use the term “spilling lineage” in lieu of any other euphemism for jerkin’ it. #Severance
February 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Reposted by Sarah Wolf
Oops 😬
February 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
“Marshmallows are for team players, DYLAN!”
February 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I want to adopt Irving and Burt as my dads. #Severance
February 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
February 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I mean…
February 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
YES, I was right: Mr. Drummond is played by Icelandic giant Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, who you may remember from such roles as Maria Bamford’s boyfriend/husband on Lady Dynamite and Dewal the Naked Meth Cook on True Detective. #Severance, #EsteemedCharacterActors
February 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“The difference between man and machine is that machines cannot think for themselves. Also, they are made of metal, whereas man is made of skin.”

Ricken Hale? Or Jack Handey?

#Severance
February 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Alzheimer’s has a particular kind of cruelty. I hate it.
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I strongly suggest that everyone screenshot this.
January 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I just started reading Fahrenheit 451 (because apparently I can’t get enough dystopian speculative fiction, I DON’T KNOW WHY), and the goddamn introduction is written by Neil fucking Gaiman. So that’s just…ugh.
January 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Tonight is a good night I think for eating roasted romanesco and baked scallops and watching Severance!
January 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Lunch hour companion Emily:
January 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Sailor Ben has issues.
January 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“Thatcher believed in laissez faire economics, which is French for something, and then English again with economics.”

- Philomena Cunk
January 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Oh, snap, words cannot express how delighted I am that Severance is back!
January 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hello there, people of Bluesky!
January 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM