This is an extremely accurate description

I’m sorry Lucy!! It sucks. Truly the only comfort of pregnancy is knowing that it CANNOT actually last forever (even if it feels like forever)

“Show me a boy’s name and I’ll show you a man who’s ruined it” in the words of @meaghano.bsky.social

@katebaer.bsky.social has answered this extremely eloquently

Question: were the bagels toasted? I feel like that makes a difference in evaluating taste and texture. Although I believe bagel purists don’t toast (I personally prefer it!)