Sarshall Mcott
@sarshallmcott.bsky.social
I am here for a good time and to hate Marshall Scott.
MARSHALL SCOTT IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN A MENACE.
I told him he was wearing himself thin and told him to go home. MARSHALL then wants to blame ME for the BILL he READ and APPROVED!!!!!!!!!
There is no way I'm getting stuck with it. It has his name ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!!!
I told him he was wearing himself thin and told him to go home. MARSHALL then wants to blame ME for the BILL he READ and APPROVED!!!!!!!!!
There is no way I'm getting stuck with it. It has his name ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!!!
June 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
MARSHALL SCOTT IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN A MENACE.
I told him he was wearing himself thin and told him to go home. MARSHALL then wants to blame ME for the BILL he READ and APPROVED!!!!!!!!!
There is no way I'm getting stuck with it. It has his name ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!!!
I told him he was wearing himself thin and told him to go home. MARSHALL then wants to blame ME for the BILL he READ and APPROVED!!!!!!!!!
There is no way I'm getting stuck with it. It has his name ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!!!
I went to space in 1971. It was alright, but they didn't have @tacobell.bsky.social
June 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I went to space in 1971. It was alright, but they didn't have @tacobell.bsky.social
Brb going to Panera for death lemonade.
June 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Brb going to Panera for death lemonade.
Finishing up my audition tape for Wild and Crazy Kids.
June 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Finishing up my audition tape for Wild and Crazy Kids.
The hair dresser said she wouldn't give me frosted tips because my hair is white. She said it wouldn't work. How am I ever going to get in the boy band now?!
January 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The hair dresser said she wouldn't give me frosted tips because my hair is white. She said it wouldn't work. How am I ever going to get in the boy band now?!
I have it on GOOD authority from many, MANY LEGITIMATE sources that @marshallscott.bsky.social has SIGMA OHIO RIZZ.
January 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I have it on GOOD authority from many, MANY LEGITIMATE sources that @marshallscott.bsky.social has SIGMA OHIO RIZZ.
In case you were wondering, I disconnected BlueSky briefly. @marshallscott.bsky.social was about to skeet all over the place and I just couldn't stand for that.
I had to do the hard thing to protect all of you. #begrateful
I had to do the hard thing to protect all of you. #begrateful
January 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In case you were wondering, I disconnected BlueSky briefly. @marshallscott.bsky.social was about to skeet all over the place and I just couldn't stand for that.
I had to do the hard thing to protect all of you. #begrateful
I had to do the hard thing to protect all of you. #begrateful
Marshall has been silent for almost a week now. Hope his couch swallowed him whole like the Sarlacc Pit.
January 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Marshall has been silent for almost a week now. Hope his couch swallowed him whole like the Sarlacc Pit.
My peens hertz. I've been jorkin it to Thunder in Paradise all day.
January 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
My peens hertz. I've been jorkin it to Thunder in Paradise all day.
Have the sugar daddies or the crypto investor bots made it over here yet?
I could use help making a website too.
I could use help making a website too.
December 31, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Have the sugar daddies or the crypto investor bots made it over here yet?
I could use help making a website too.
I could use help making a website too.
Jorking it at the Huddle House until I MAGA
December 27, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Jorking it at the Huddle House until I MAGA
I'm assembling presents and @marshallscott.bsky.social won't stop making the, "slot A into slot B/that's what she said" joke.
It's been going on for like 2 hours now and I'm building a bike. THERE'S NO SLOTS MARSHALL.
It's been going on for like 2 hours now and I'm building a bike. THERE'S NO SLOTS MARSHALL.
December 24, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I'm assembling presents and @marshallscott.bsky.social won't stop making the, "slot A into slot B/that's what she said" joke.
It's been going on for like 2 hours now and I'm building a bike. THERE'S NO SLOTS MARSHALL.
It's been going on for like 2 hours now and I'm building a bike. THERE'S NO SLOTS MARSHALL.
I have spent the last week eating raw red meat and smoking cigars. I have heart disease now like a true alpha.
December 21, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I have spent the last week eating raw red meat and smoking cigars. I have heart disease now like a true alpha.
How's everyone's 5G holding up since their COVID vaccine chip from Bill Gates?
Mine has been spotty. I'm probably due for a booster.
Mine has been spotty. I'm probably due for a booster.
December 13, 2024 at 6:14 PM
How's everyone's 5G holding up since their COVID vaccine chip from Bill Gates?
Mine has been spotty. I'm probably due for a booster.
Mine has been spotty. I'm probably due for a booster.
I have never reskeeted you and I never will.
When your mutuals don’t retweet your mediocre tweets
December 5, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I have never reskeeted you and I never will.
Korean expert here:
I can do all of the dances that BTS does.
I can do all of the dances that BTS does.
December 4, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Korean expert here:
I can do all of the dances that BTS does.
I can do all of the dances that BTS does.
Remember that time @marshallscott.bsky.social got blocked on the demon site by the coach on The Voice, serial cameo movie star, and singer of limp pop rock group Adam Levine?
He was just proving he wrote his own songs.
He was just proving he wrote his own songs.
December 1, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Remember that time @marshallscott.bsky.social got blocked on the demon site by the coach on The Voice, serial cameo movie star, and singer of limp pop rock group Adam Levine?
He was just proving he wrote his own songs.
He was just proving he wrote his own songs.
See @marshallscott.bsky.social, it can be done.
I'm gonna fuckin delete this account, I hate you all so much ❤️
November 30, 2024 at 12:54 AM
See @marshallscott.bsky.social, it can be done.
The public will rue the day they entered @chilis.bsky.social!
See you in 5. We'll brood together. Dark Marshie is best Marshie.
November 19, 2024 at 3:01 AM
The public will rue the day they entered @chilis.bsky.social!
Currently melting Snicker bars in the microwave to leave scattered around Marshall's house.
November 16, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Currently melting Snicker bars in the microwave to leave scattered around Marshall's house.
This menace must be stopped at all cost.
When you single-handedly crash the bluesky servers
November 15, 2024 at 3:04 AM
This menace must be stopped at all cost.
Waking up like
November 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Waking up like
Tariffs?
Yeah I don't know what that is but I do know you can tariff deez nuts.
Yeah I don't know what that is but I do know you can tariff deez nuts.
November 12, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Tariffs?
Yeah I don't know what that is but I do know you can tariff deez nuts.
Yeah I don't know what that is but I do know you can tariff deez nuts.
We still skeeting?
November 4, 2023 at 10:24 PM
We still skeeting?