Sarmalarma
@sarmalarma.bsky.social
29 years old, I like plants, cooking, streaming on twitch and yapping. Currently terrorising Kent, UK
Balsamic vinegar doesn't have any calories actually.
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Balsamic vinegar doesn't have any calories actually.
IKEA to me is a restaurant. The walking around looking at furniture part is just for digestion.
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
IKEA to me is a restaurant. The walking around looking at furniture part is just for digestion.
Don't show me AI generated shit.
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Don't show me AI generated shit.
Applied box dye very sloppily and not only did the coverage turn out perfect, I also now have beautiful, subtle highlights. We continue to fail upwards.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Applied box dye very sloppily and not only did the coverage turn out perfect, I also now have beautiful, subtle highlights. We continue to fail upwards.
Drinking gently expired milk.
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Drinking gently expired milk.
Last night was wild. Got prosecco drunk, did a load of laundry and fell asleep on the beanbag. Absolute scenes.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Last night was wild. Got prosecco drunk, did a load of laundry and fell asleep on the beanbag. Absolute scenes.
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If any of you motherfuckers come out with your stupid fireworks tonight and scare my cat I'm going to find out where you live and scream in the corner of your bedroom every night for about a month #bonfirenight
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If any of you motherfuckers come out with your stupid fireworks tonight and scare my cat I'm going to find out where you live and scream in the corner of your bedroom every night for about a month #bonfirenight
Top 5 things to do in #Kent
5. Explore beautiful nature, beaches and parks.
4. Marvel at stunning Victorian architecture.
3. Visit Kent's many museums and galleries.
2. Taste Kent's diverse and high quality food and beverage scene.
1. Develop eczema.
5. Explore beautiful nature, beaches and parks.
4. Marvel at stunning Victorian architecture.
3. Visit Kent's many museums and galleries.
2. Taste Kent's diverse and high quality food and beverage scene.
1. Develop eczema.
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Top 5 things to do in #Kent
5. Explore beautiful nature, beaches and parks.
4. Marvel at stunning Victorian architecture.
3. Visit Kent's many museums and galleries.
2. Taste Kent's diverse and high quality food and beverage scene.
1. Develop eczema.
5. Explore beautiful nature, beaches and parks.
4. Marvel at stunning Victorian architecture.
3. Visit Kent's many museums and galleries.
2. Taste Kent's diverse and high quality food and beverage scene.
1. Develop eczema.
Hearing American accents out in the wild is weird. Get back into the TV.
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Hearing American accents out in the wild is weird. Get back into the TV.
Get off TikTok. Unless you can make money there.
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Get off TikTok. Unless you can make money there.
Why do I always look at least a little bit crusty? What's that about?
October 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Why do I always look at least a little bit crusty? What's that about?
I think, as a society, we really don't brulee enough things.
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I think, as a society, we really don't brulee enough things.
Once got bullied out of a discord server for using proper grammar and punctuation. It was annoying at the time, but it's pretty funny in hindsight.
October 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Once got bullied out of a discord server for using proper grammar and punctuation. It was annoying at the time, but it's pretty funny in hindsight.
Do twitch graphic design bots count towards your engagement when they come to your stream or not? Like I'm sick of them but if that drives engagement up sure whatever
#twitch #streamer #twitchstreamer #imnotbuyingyourstuff
#twitch #streamer #twitchstreamer #imnotbuyingyourstuff
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Do twitch graphic design bots count towards your engagement when they come to your stream or not? Like I'm sick of them but if that drives engagement up sure whatever
#twitch #streamer #twitchstreamer #imnotbuyingyourstuff
#twitch #streamer #twitchstreamer #imnotbuyingyourstuff
Dual wielding whippets.
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Dual wielding whippets.
Currently looking at raw fish online.
September 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Currently looking at raw fish online.
Europe is on the brink of war and I'm sitting on the couch eating a cookie. Wild.
September 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Europe is on the brink of war and I'm sitting on the couch eating a cookie. Wild.
September 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Vegan leathe- Girl it's plastic
September 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Vegan leathe- Girl it's plastic
Reposted by Sarmalarma
joshua weissman 🥰
Joshua Weissman and the MrBeast-ification of Food YouTube | Content Terminator
YouTube video by Alex Novell
youtu.be
August 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
joshua weissman 🥰
Joshua Weissman is apparently a giant piece of shit. Disappointed, but not surprised.
September 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Joshua Weissman is apparently a giant piece of shit. Disappointed, but not surprised.
Onlyfans but it's just videos of me fully dressed and twerking really badly. All spine and shoulders, no butt movement whatsoever.
August 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Onlyfans but it's just videos of me fully dressed and twerking really badly. All spine and shoulders, no butt movement whatsoever.