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sarkhantheflaming.bsky.social
Your Local Gay Lizard
@sarkhantheflaming.bsky.social
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Employed scientist. 33, he/him. Mutant and proud 🦎♌️
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Them 💚♥️✨✨
Comics book cover featuring Hulking and Wiccan side by side. Teddy wields his Sword of Space to the left while Billy readies spells to the right. The background features a horde of Mindless Ones, while the heads of the Kree Supreme Intelligence and Dormammu loom over all.
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Pokémon team using the last letter of your name
Pokémon Home render of the Pokémon Sceptile. It's a bipedal reptile colored in bright green, with a dark green tail similar to a pine tree, bright yellow eyes, and red on its lower jaw and in a band across its belly. Artwork of the Pokémon Scizor, depicting its Mega Evolution. It's a bipedal insectoid, with a shell colored in shiny red. Its legs taper to sharp points, and its large pincers now possess prominent teeth. A black design decorates its forehead, highlighting bright blue eyes. Pokémon Home render of the Pokémon Silvally. It's a quadruped, with a white head and neck, largely black body, and a blue tail that looks like that of a fish. Its front legs are dark green and bear prominent claws and spikes, giving an insectoid vibe. Its head bears a large crest with three feathers protruding backwards. The feathers, its eyes, the mechanical disks that decorate the sides of its head, and the membrane of its tail are all a teal color, showing that it is under the influence of the Dragon Memory. Pokémon Home render of the Pokémon Staraptor. It's a large bird, with feathers forming a jagged design in black and white across its chest. Most of its body and wings are colored in grey. It bears a large crest on its head, with a red tip hanging down into its face. Yellow legs end in powerful-looking 4-toed talons.
October 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Cracking back into my coloring books from @micahdraws.bsky.social ! Camazotz from Monster Men and the Park Ranger Druid from Men of Urban Fantasy.
Coloring book picture of Camazotz, a God of the night. He has smoky black skin, and his head and arms are shaped like those of a monstrous bat. Pale hair streams backwards between pointed ears, and the membranes of his wings and ears are pale teal. He wears large green jewels as earrings and a large golden neck ring. A green tabard held up by a brown leather belt is his only clothing. His nails and the protrusions of his nose are bright red, and his beady eyes are vivid yellow. Coloring book picture of a slim man with a tan, wearing khaki pants and a green jacket open to display his chest and abs. His hair is brown with green accents, and he sports two green antlers. He carries a large shepherd's crook in his right hand, and wears a pair of binoculars and a leaf pendant around his neck. His fingertips, as well as the tops of his pointed ears, are tinged with green.
September 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
Comic panel showing 2 versions of Cyclops of the X-Men firing optic beans at each other, producing a massive explosion where they clash.
September 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...

I...will take this ^_^
screenshot of a uquiz result from the quiz 'what flavor of white dude are you?' it declares me a Male Model Guy / Hollywood Heartthrob Guy, under a picture of an attractive man I don't recognize...
September 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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You and your favorite Pokemon
Selfie of me. White guy wearing glasses with a short haircut. Fanart of the Pokemon Garchomp, stretching as though it's about to do a work out
September 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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You're a Gym Leader who specializes in randomly generated Pokémon!!!

Randomly generate a team of 4 and post who you get!

randompokemon.com

Honestly, 3 cuties and The Moth seems like a super-fun team to work with!
Pokemon HOME render of the Pokemon Flittle. It's a small bird chick with a mostly yellow body, with pink frills at the bottom and large pale blue eyes with dark outlines. Pokemon HOME render of the Pokemon Wooper, in its Paldean regional form. It's a small brown salamander with a large round head that stands on 2 legs, with a rounded tail sticking out horizontally from its body. A dark brown marking on its belly is reminiscent of a ribcage and vertebra, while two pale purple appendages on its cheeks protrude outwards, evoking the shape of crossed bones. Pokemon HOME render of the Pokemon Volcarona. It's a moth with a dark head, two bright blue eyes flanked by red curved horns. Its torso is covered in white fluff, from which 2 pairs of small dark legs protrude. Its abdomen hang below and has pale blue accents. It has 3 pairs of large wings that are red and orange with small black spots. Pokemon HOME render of the Pokemon Steenee. It's a small Pokemon reminiscent of a little girl, with green 'hair' and 2 large leaves or cases that hang off the sides like pigtails. Her body is colored in shades of pink, save for a puffy area at her waist, her thin arms, and her face, which are white instead. Her large pink eyes and broad smile give a friendly vibe.
August 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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My jolly green gay lizard, Victor 'Anole' Borkowski!
Anole of the X-Men, a green-skinned slim man with spikes for hair and an enlarged right arm. Anole of the X-Men, a green-skinned slim man with spikes for hair and an enlarged right arm. He is addressing someone off-panel with "Uh, hello. Gay?" Anole of the X-Men, a green-skinned slim man with spikes for hair and an enlarged right arm. Fan art of him in his yellow and black X-Men suit by Luciano Vecchio. Anole of the X-Men, a green-skinned slim man with spikes for hair and an enlarged right arm. Fan art of a Hellfire Gala look for him by Luciano Vecchio, with him wearing an outfit of dark leather punctuated by acid green. A cape of what looks like scales trails behind him.
August 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Four favorites, no starters
Garchomp's Pokedex entry from the Kitakami Pokedex of Scarlet & Violet, showing it soaring through the air. An art of the Pokemon Nidoking, emerging from a cave entrance in what looks like a state of agitation (though Nidoking always looks agitated, tbf) Art of the Pokemon Altaria, soaring over a tranquil coast with a flock of Wingull. Art of the Pokemon Raikou, pouncing forward with fangs and claws ready to attack under a stormy sky.
July 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Your pfp is your therapist

...

Yeah, probably best not to listen to this one. I'm definitely doing something reckless yet cathartic.
A Garchomp Pokemon card, which I cropped to make my profile pic.
July 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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You’re a gym leader who specializes in green Pokémon. Post your team!

Welcome to the reptile house!
the Pokemon Appletun, with a happy expression that reveals its usually concealed eyes. the Pokemon Dracovish. the Pokemon Tyranitar, assuming an aggressive stance. the Pokemon Sceptile in its Mega Evolved form.
May 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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You're a Dragon-Type Gym Leader. Post your team!

My FAVORITE type!!! Picking 3 to go with Garchomp was a challenge, lol
The Pokemon Garchomp, as seen in Pokemon UNITE. The Pokemon Altaria, shown flying over a coastline alongside a flock of Wingull. The Pokemon Drampa, a long Asian-type dragon with profuse fluffy fur. The Pokemon Haxorus, in a battle stance.
May 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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You’re a gym leader, but your gym isn’t a certain type, it’s a theme. What’s the theme?

✨Space✨
The Pokemon Clefable, representing stars. The Pokemon Espeon, representing the Sun. The Pokemon Umbreon, representing the Moon. The Pokemon Minior, in its Violet Core form, representing meteors and asteroids.
May 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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You're a Water-Type Gym Leader. Post your team!
April 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Favorite Electric-type Pokemon

Raikou! I've always had a soft spot for this big cat. Even its Paradox counterpart is one of my favorites.
April 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Picked up my Monster Men coloring book by senpai @micahdraws.bsky.social again!

The colors are inspired by Pokemon, I'd love to see if anyone can pick them out 😄
A svelte fish-man floats over a coral reef. His body is colored in blues, with small pale green spots on his limbs. Large wings stretch from his arms, lined with the same pale color. His eyes are bright pink. A school of grey fish with fuschia fins swims behind him. A nixie plays a tune on his fiddle in the middle of a swamp. He sits nude on a gray rock, skin a lively pink color. Pale blue fins extend from his forearms, thighs, and calves. His hair is bright red, shaved on one side to reveal darker red roots. An anthro hellhound stalks forward, grimacing as he pulls away a bone he's been chewing on. He has mostly black fur, with a gray tail, shoulders, pecs, and a big tuft at the crotch. He wears red leather spiked bracelets on both wrists with a matching collar. His hair is bright orange, as is a patch of the fur on his chest. Fire streams from his bright orange eyes and mouth. His nails are orange as well. A red scar runs across his snout, between his eyes.
April 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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If you see this, post your favorite Pokemon
March 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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how dare this quiz fucking ether me like this. if y'all need me I'm in orbit.

uquiz.com/quiz/2lqf0f/...
image proclaiming me as a 'pathetic grown man'. collage of characters, I only recognize Will Graham, Blathers from ACNH, Apollo and Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney, the Phantom of the Opera?, and post-timeskip Dimitri from FE3H.
March 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Red, wolves, and fire/earth...I think this team captures Tauci's vibe really well!
My Warrior of Light Tauci sitting beside his Fenrir Pup minion, who howls ferociously at the sky. Tauci's Pokemon team, if he had one. Hisuian Arcanine, Camerupt, Rhyperior, Darmanitan, Midnight Lycanroc, and Coalossal.
February 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Hawlucha!
February 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Krookodile, though it's got a good amount of competition!
February 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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My all-time favorite, Garchomp!

(And my favorite Champion, too)
February 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Tyranitar!
the Pokemon Tyranitar.
February 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Altaria!
The Pokemon Altaria.
February 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Nidoking!
February 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM