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@saribble.bsky.social
🌙 Psychopomp || Folk Whore || Moonwife🩸
All opinions are legally correct. She/her.
All opinions are legally correct. She/her.
Fuck America. Fuck Americans. You all either voted for this, or aren't fighting it.
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Fuck America. Fuck Americans. You all either voted for this, or aren't fighting it.
The Elder Scrolls? Yeah I know they fucking do and it's destroying democracy
May 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The Elder Scrolls? Yeah I know they fucking do and it's destroying democracy
Dear Computer, will I have to pay tariffs on my mail-order bride?
April 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Dear Computer, will I have to pay tariffs on my mail-order bride?
DS9 season 1 has multiple episodes where someone reports sexual harassment to Sisko and my man just tells them to deal with it. Where is your HR department my guy 😭
January 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
DS9 season 1 has multiple episodes where someone reports sexual harassment to Sisko and my man just tells them to deal with it. Where is your HR department my guy 😭
The only thing I was able to think of when I saw that comic...
January 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The only thing I was able to think of when I saw that comic...
If Uno is so good why isn't there a Dos
November 1, 2024 at 9:25 AM
If Uno is so good why isn't there a Dos
So excited to start my new job at the Alzabo Soup Kitchen! This mystery meat looks so delicious...
November 25, 2023 at 11:13 AM
So excited to start my new job at the Alzabo Soup Kitchen! This mystery meat looks so delicious...
Do martians spit or swallow?
Please reply. This is urgent. Several lives depend on it.
Please reply. This is urgent. Several lives depend on it.
November 25, 2023 at 9:08 AM
Do martians spit or swallow?
Please reply. This is urgent. Several lives depend on it.
Please reply. This is urgent. Several lives depend on it.
I WAS SENT TO NINTENDO JAIL FOR 50 YEARS FOR CALLING MARIO "DADDY CODED"
November 4, 2023 at 7:16 AM
I WAS SENT TO NINTENDO JAIL FOR 50 YEARS FOR CALLING MARIO "DADDY CODED"
Reposted by 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎
Disgusting that some of y'all are still using Ouija boards instead of giving your business to a local witch
October 12, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Disgusting that some of y'all are still using Ouija boards instead of giving your business to a local witch
Snootral Milk Hotel
September 22, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Snootral Milk Hotel
tfw ur so drunk you buy sex toys from foreign websites and they have to go through customs 😭
September 15, 2023 at 8:05 AM
tfw ur so drunk you buy sex toys from foreign websites and they have to go through customs 😭
There is truly nothing sluttier than cooking your man a roast pig with an apple in its mouth
September 10, 2023 at 10:11 PM
There is truly nothing sluttier than cooking your man a roast pig with an apple in its mouth
Twister was the bisexual feast that walked so The Mummy could run
September 10, 2023 at 7:24 AM
Twister was the bisexual feast that walked so The Mummy could run
I cannot understand people who spit it's like.... damn bitch, that's a free meal???
September 9, 2023 at 9:16 AM
I cannot understand people who spit it's like.... damn bitch, that's a free meal???
any schooners in the chat??? Only reply if full mast
September 9, 2023 at 9:12 AM
any schooners in the chat??? Only reply if full mast
a chicken looked at me once and our eyes met and i saw the face of God 👁️👄👁️
September 9, 2023 at 9:07 AM
a chicken looked at me once and our eyes met and i saw the face of God 👁️👄👁️
This isn't a Katamari Democracy, it's a Pokémonarchy and I'm the President Evil 😎
August 20, 2023 at 10:28 AM
This isn't a Katamari Democracy, it's a Pokémonarchy and I'm the President Evil 😎
My Raison d'être is to be the first slut on Mars
August 20, 2023 at 6:28 AM
My Raison d'être is to be the first slut on Mars
Any time after 11am: arrives
My lazy ass:
My lazy ass:
August 19, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Any time after 11am: arrives
My lazy ass:
My lazy ass:
The only Second Amendment I will acknowledge
August 3, 2023 at 6:14 AM
The only Second Amendment I will acknowledge
bustering makes me filli good
July 23, 2023 at 9:20 AM
bustering makes me filli good