When your MAGA meemaw loses her health insurance because she didn't know it was actually Obamacare, give her a reassuring hug and say:

"Gammy, look on the bright side. You don't own health insurance...but you do own the libs. Isn't that better?"

When your MAGA uncle wonders why Trump is threatening tariffs and raising the prices of everything, after he repeatedly promised to do the opposite, look him straight in the eye and gently whisper:

"It was never about you...and now he doesn't need you anymore"

What’s worse?

(1) having your mother call you out as a dirt bag in an email published in the New York Times

(2) having a porn star you paid $130K in hush money pick little plastic mushrooms depicting you off a tray on the Jimmy Kimmel show

Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.

The Trump ordeal has made one thing clear.

Too many of our checks and balances rely on norms, traditions and the honor code.

It works when those elected into power are people of honor and integrity who respect our norms and traditions.

Elect a lifelong criminal and it all goes sideways.

Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz, we’ll go first:

Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset.

You're all caught up.

@bsky.app On posts with over 500 comments, we’re only able to see the first 500.

Can we get that fixed ASAP.