Sarcastic Truth
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Generally humorous but factual takes on the modern world.
(2/2) I highly suggest that everyone avoid mail-in voting entirely. Use proper drop boxes or vote in person (even if ICE is there, and they will be). Bring your passport, tape it to your forehead and show them and move on. Like a petulant child, they should not get your attention.
January 19, 2026 at 7:31 AM
(2/2) I highly suggest that everyone avoid mail-in voting entirely. Use proper drop boxes or vote in person (even if ICE is there, and they will be). Bring your passport, tape it to your forehead and show them and move on. Like a petulant child, they should not get your attention.
This is what happens when you back narcissists and fascists into corners. It has to get worse before we can put this behind us, and do everything we can to prevent this from happening again.
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 AM
This is what happens when you back narcissists and fascists into corners. It has to get worse before we can put this behind us, and do everything we can to prevent this from happening again.
This just in: Federal judge rules that the Bill of Rights must be followed. What have we come to.
January 17, 2026 at 9:49 AM
This just in: Federal judge rules that the Bill of Rights must be followed. What have we come to.
The term is "illegally kidnapped", not "captured." He is not a war prisoner that was captured. To be clear (because I'm SURE it would be super easy to recharacterize my words here, ie, deceive people): I'm not defending Maduro, I'm simply stating that the US administration are terrorists.
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
The term is "illegally kidnapped", not "captured." He is not a war prisoner that was captured. To be clear (because I'm SURE it would be super easy to recharacterize my words here, ie, deceive people): I'm not defending Maduro, I'm simply stating that the US administration are terrorists.
Stop "questioning it" and fucking do something. He has broken domestic and international law, period. This is literally less complicated than his "difficult cognitive tests" that he passed (by the way, $10M says he didn't even pass it).
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Stop "questioning it" and fucking do something. He has broken domestic and international law, period. This is literally less complicated than his "difficult cognitive tests" that he passed (by the way, $10M says he didn't even pass it).
... I would like to emphasize "illegal war," since Trump is obviously trying to use this to justify another illegal act, which is to claim we are at war to do something else "totally not dictatorial".
January 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
... I would like to emphasize "illegal war," since Trump is obviously trying to use this to justify another illegal act, which is to claim we are at war to do something else "totally not dictatorial".