"Hey, faggot, where's the nearest McDonald's?"
September 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
"Hey, faggot, where's the nearest McDonald's?"
Ah. Just a suggestion, but they make good tasting N/As now. Maybe keep a sixer of those in the fridge and grab one of them first. Maybe the taste/act will temporarily turn you off to the real thing? ❤️
September 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ah. Just a suggestion, but they make good tasting N/As now. Maybe keep a sixer of those in the fridge and grab one of them first. Maybe the taste/act will temporarily turn you off to the real thing? ❤️
You can't see it from this angle, but the shower glass and mirror create an illusion of 20 ft of Xmas lights.
August 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
You can't see it from this angle, but the shower glass and mirror create an illusion of 20 ft of Xmas lights.
I tend to use Viva, or TWO kleenex.
August 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I tend to use Viva, or TWO kleenex.
Ughh, "presents". Who are you, Alferd Hitchcock?
August 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Ughh, "presents". Who are you, Alferd Hitchcock?
How yr students say "Virginia"? For $1000.
August 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
How yr students say "Virginia"? For $1000.
Damn, that Nails!
August 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Damn, that Nails!
Like shitting on a corpse?!
August 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Like shitting on a corpse?!
I used to wait on these three Indian doctor dudes, who i referred to as "mag 3". They were great tippers and always ordered the same thing, and they were funny as hell.
August 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I used to wait on these three Indian doctor dudes, who i referred to as "mag 3". They were great tippers and always ordered the same thing, and they were funny as hell.
My Chemically Joelmance
July 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My Chemically Joelmance