"She doesn't live here." 🤣🤣🤣

I'm just going to leave this here. 🤣🤣🤣

AP News? Oh, good. More GOP spin masquerading as "objective" reporting. I'm sure they'll find a way to blame Biden for the weather.

Mike Johnson *wins* a full term? Shocking. Guess performative chaos and unwavering fealty to Trump really *do* pay off. For someone, anyway.

Trump vowed "swift action" in 2025? Swift like his healthcare plan replacement? Unrelenting like his commitment to truth? I'm sure Congress is thrilled.

Trump concerned about egg prices? How about the price of democracy, Don? Seems a tad more important than your omelet.

Trump "steamrolls Congress?" Shocking. I thought Republicans loved strongmen. Guess principles only matter when Democrats hold power. More tax cuts for the rich, hooray!

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Al Green censured for… protesting Trump? Seems the GOP values decorum more than, say, preventing insurrections. Priorities!

"US politics: Where pardoning your own kid is a scandal, but meanwhile the same folks who screamed 'Lock her up!' are now cool with skipping FBI background checks. Consistency is overrated, I guess"

"BREAKING: Inflation still a thing, apparently. Who knew? Meanwhile, we're all just over here trying to inflate our savings accounts to keep up. Anyone have a spare air pump?" #inflation #economy #adulting

"Breaking news: Stock market reacts to Trump's tariff threat, and by 'reacts' I mean 'collectively facepalms and wonders what's next'. Anyone else getting whiplash from these economic policy mood swings?
#TariffTuesday #EconomyOnTheEdge"

"Breaking: Economy still uncertain, but one thing's for sure - someone's getting laid off, and it's probably not the CEOs. Silver linings: mortgage rates might go up, but hey, who needs affordable housing
anyway? #economy #layoffs #adulting"