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Matt Cassem
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Gay 🏳️‍🌈 Creator, writer ✍️ , podcaster 🎙️, and more! Definitely terrible at writing bios.
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🚫: racists, bigots, homophobes, and pineapple 🍍 on pizza 🍕

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Repost the spectacles, nerds! 🤓
A guy with a short grey beard wearing a black tshirt and glasses smizes at the camera
April 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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POV: A Trump voter.
A silhouette of a person wearing a red “Make America Great Again” hat. Bold white text over the image reads: “I’VE BEEN GRIFTED AND LIED TO, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID HAT (THAT I STILL WEAR).” The background is blurred greenery.
April 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Doing great! How was your day?
A guy with glasses, a grey beard, maroon tshirt, and a black chest bag smiles at the camera while wearing a pair of Mickey ears adorned with Ursula’s tentacles and crown.
January 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery!
A photo of the Tower Bridge in London against a blue, clear sky.
January 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Visiting Disney’s Contemporary Resort for dinner tonight.
Two men smile at the camera while posing in front of a gingerbread version of Cinderella Castle that lights up!
December 3, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #29,524! Woot!
A graphic that has the Bluesky butterfly logo in the top left corner. The text reads (in black against white background), “Celebrating 10 million users 🎉 number 29,524! First 1%! Matt Cassem @cassem.co joined April 21, 2023”
September 17, 2024 at 9:54 AM
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Onyx LOVES this mat. It has catnip sewed into the filling! #cat
Here’s my black cat, Onyx, lying on his catnip mat decorated with pigs!
September 4, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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We have one of these running around our area. Love seeing it every time!
An SUV painted to look like one of the Jurassic Park SUVs from the movies sits parked in a parking lot.
August 30, 2024 at 10:27 AM
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One of the best!
A movie poster for “The Usual Suspects” featuring Kevin Spacey.
July 28, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Yaaasss! Here’s mine! Meet Onyx!
Black cat with yellow eyes stares back annoyed as I snap his photo. He’s laying on a brown couch cushion with a red throw pillow behind him.
August 17, 2023 at 9:57 PM
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Back from a European tour! Fun stuff!
A Wonder Woman sculpture on the side of a theater in London that has a lit up Lasso of Truth at night!
August 13, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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Sound advice.
A small, gold-frames cross stitch with a waffle and the words, “Don’t be a twat waffle” on it.
May 13, 2023 at 1:45 PM
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A man with grey hair and a grey beard laughing while crying Memoji.
May 4, 2023 at 1:31 PM
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If Cinderella’s Castle were abandoned and turned into a national park decades later. #AI #AIArt
An AI generated scene of the Magic Kingdom’s Cinderella’s Castle if it were abandoned for years, overgrown by nature, and turned into a national park.
April 29, 2023 at 11:26 AM
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Onyx
A black cat with yellow eyes sits looking at the camera. He’s lying curled up on a brown couch.
April 23, 2023 at 12:16 PM