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@sarcasmzero.bsky.social
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this is my most popular work ever
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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{marketing meeting}

VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?

GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…

CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you

INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:

store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Gamers appalled to learn that the launch title for Steam's new console, the "Gabe Cube", will not be half life 3, and instead will be a spinoff title "Barney's Mansion"
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
true
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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i love being a perverted fag
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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we should start using #xentai to tag half life porn
May 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
October 20, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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those 2 citizens at the plaza are hugging eachother passionately. gordon and barney kiss at the beginning scene. eli and kleiner are making out. gman and breen are fucking doggystyle
June 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Hello.

It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released.

Now, I'm looking for your memories.

Let's turn back together.

Face the flower and speak.

memories.undertale.com
UNDERTALE - Memories
memories.undertale.com
July 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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i consent gaster
June 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM