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sarcasmspeaks.bsky.social
@sarcasmspeaks.bsky.social
Father / liberal / 🏳️‍🌈/ loather of religious hypocrisy
Here’s the email I sent to hr@opm.gov:

Didn’t get convicted of 34 felonies
Didn’t bankrupt any of my companies
Didn’t throw an anti-Semitic hand gesture
Didn’t deny the existence of trans people
Wasn’t a national embarrassment like president Musk and vice president Trump.
Daily task‼️

Send an email to Elon Musk and OPM with your top 5 accomplishments of the day!

EMAIL👇🏻
💥 HR@opm.gov 💥

Mine:
1. Flipped off a Cybertruck
2. Ate
3. Plotted the downfall of Tesla
4. Breathed
5. Posted on BS

Thank you @moche8.bsky.social for the info! 💙💙

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Elon Musk says federal employees must report 'what they got done last week' or lose jobs
In an X post and email shared Saturday afternoon, Elon Musk told federal employees to list what they had accomplished the prior week or be fired.
www.usatoday.com
February 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The fucking pettiness of this administrarion knows no bounds! They’re all despicable ghouls for trying to erase trans people and their incredible contributions to the LGBTQ+ community. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/13/n...
U.S. Park Service Strikes Transgender References From Stonewall Website
The “T” was removed in references to L.G.B.T.Q.+ on the official site for the Greenwich Village monument, which marks a milestone in the fight for gay rights.
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You know 💩 is getting real when this gay is going to watch the Super Bowl just to root for that Trump-hatin’ Jalen to beat MAGA-Mahomes and the dumber Kelce brother who didn’t stick up for his girl Taylor. #YaySports #GoEagles
a football player with the number 1 on his jersey stands on the field
ALT: a football player with the number 1 on his jersey stands on the field
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Yes.
I’m that petty.
February 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
See ya' Walmart! While you over there bending the knee to the orange nazi-sympathizer by getting rid of important DEI initiatives, I'll be spending my money elsewhere. Target, you're next! #ShopAtCostco
January 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Other symptoms of frontotemporal dementia (FTD):

Inappropriate social behavior.
Loss of empathy.
Lack of judgment.
Loss of inhibition.
Increasing trouble using and understanding written and spoken language.
Trouble naming things.
January 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Y'all -- you can totally stick it to the MAGA mofos by ordering Girl Scout cookies from trans scouts! Go to the link and you can order (and ship direct to your home) cookies from one or more of these brave girls. You'll brighten their day, and give them support in the midst of all the 💩in 🇺🇸.
Did you know that for a long time, Girl Scouts has openly included transgender and nonbinary individuals in its membership? This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout! Description here:
open.substack.com/pub/erininth...
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
open.substack.com
January 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This woman has a new atheist fan today. And when a lot of Christians defend Trump's reaction instead of the bishop's simple message of compassion, then you know this was never about values -- it's about aligning themselves with someone who hates the same people as they do.
This is the face of courage and compassion. Thank you Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde for speaking truth to power on behalf of the marginalized.
January 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Back on the grind tomorrow
January 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Just downloaded all of my data from Facebook before I exit that soon-to-be cesspool of unchecked racism, homo/transphobia, misogyny and xenophobia. As part of that process, I ran across one of my favorite pics that I ever shared there. Here's to starting off my Bluesky journey with the same vibes!
January 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM