Hello there, ol’ friend. Is it too wild to assume you brought pie with you? Apple or nothin’.

You escaped the grim reaper again, brother. Does he ever get tired of chasing you? [The stupidest grin could be felt through my words, the kinda cheerful note reserved only for family… Even when we yapped about darkshit.] You’re becoming more famous than God.

I know you want me. 🎶

Will you be in the car this time? Or are you still just roadblocking?

Remember when you first called me that? And it took me forever to put the dots together? [Laughing.]

You’d be surprised at the things I’ve seen. I say, bring it.