@sarcasmatroncomedy.bsky.social
And I like to hear nothing at all because the thighs cover my ears.
January 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
And I like to hear nothing at all because the thighs cover my ears.
I'm happy to be the best chair you'll ever sit upon.
January 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I'm happy to be the best chair you'll ever sit upon.
It looks so cool!!
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It looks so cool!!
The goonability is off the charts. Not enough teeth marks or bruising tho. 🤷♂️😘
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The goonability is off the charts. Not enough teeth marks or bruising tho. 🤷♂️😘
I'll mix a few squirts of mine and a good gush of yours, you'll be red and white spotted in no time.
December 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'll mix a few squirts of mine and a good gush of yours, you'll be red and white spotted in no time.
I could leave all kinds of spots on your clothes if you like.
December 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I could leave all kinds of spots on your clothes if you like.
Is your plan having me rub you raw with the trunk of a Christmas tree? I hope.
December 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Is your plan having me rub you raw with the trunk of a Christmas tree? I hope.
Baby, that's the kind of romance I was built for. 🔪
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Baby, that's the kind of romance I was built for. 🔪
I will never apologize to IT, but I will bring my baseball bat for those ribs, gorgeous. ;)
December 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I will never apologize to IT, but I will bring my baseball bat for those ribs, gorgeous. ;)
This is why I still stay away from Threads.
Remind me to cum back to this when I'm not working. 🤣
Remind me to cum back to this when I'm not working. 🤣
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is why I still stay away from Threads.
Remind me to cum back to this when I'm not working. 🤣
Remind me to cum back to this when I'm not working. 🤣
Willing to help with cooking. Homemade dough for dinner rolls being frozen and a homemade pizza.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Willing to help with cooking. Homemade dough for dinner rolls being frozen and a homemade pizza.
Still trying to get you to myself for just one amazing night. ;)
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Still trying to get you to myself for just one amazing night. ;)
Looking absolutely incredible! :)
October 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Looking absolutely incredible! :)
You're the kinda trouble I wanna get into. :p
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You're the kinda trouble I wanna get into. :p
Good to see you. ;p lol
September 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Good to see you. ;p lol
Super fun for us both, I promise. 😘
September 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Super fun for us both, I promise. 😘
Welcome back. :)
September 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Welcome back. :)
On my way
September 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
On my way
Maybe one day I'll shrink enough to be crushed. 😭
September 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Maybe one day I'll shrink enough to be crushed. 😭
Ooof... this makes me wanna tie you up with barbed wire and take a baseball bat to your ribs while you touch me in the naughtiest places. ;)
August 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ooof... this makes me wanna tie you up with barbed wire and take a baseball bat to your ribs while you touch me in the naughtiest places. ;)