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Alain Kemp 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@sarcasmaniac.bsky.social
He/him. PhD. Buildings mgr IGC South Edinburgh. Luxbg-turned-Scot. Pro-Indy. Trans ally. BLM. Gaymer. Trekkie. Terminally exhausted. Views own. ❤️@hexo

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Oh, she’s a beauty… can’t wait to get my hands on the big one now!
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Majestic Arlo, in a rare moment of not looking scared af.
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Good morning from Benji
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I have a pair like that as well… literally 5 mins after having been fed 😂
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The day started with a lot of hide & seek, as both cats decided to sneak into the bedroom overnight and sleep right under our bed in the tightest spot. Later on, Arlo started to come out of his shell, even playing a bit earlier ^^
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Meet Arlo - smaller than his brother, more skittish. Immediately hid away behind a stack of boxes once out of the carrier. After a few hours I got concerned and moved some boxes to give him some space, but keeping his hidey hole for the mo.

Closed the door and he ate, so he’s slowly getting there.
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Meet Benji - already significantly more at ease.

Arlo is still absolutely terrified, hiding in the darkest corner he could find on arrival. I had to move a few boxes to make sure he was doing ok. I’ve put down food & water for him, but we’ll give him space for the rest of the day.
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Wee Arlo is the most timid - he immediately scrambled into the smallest nook behind some boxes. Benji explored a bit, but also now hid away behind the laundry bags - no pic because he’s a bit of a void cat 😆
We backed off a bit now so they can settle down.
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Paperwork taken care of, now on the way home with our two new cat overlords
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
December 25, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Wait, I got certified in what now?
December 18, 2024 at 3:01 PM
If you see this, share 4 of your favourite female video game characters.
December 16, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #557,761!
September 17, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Some days you just wake up excessively cranky... Beware the poor muppet that pisses me off today.
October 11, 2023 at 6:10 AM
Of course I had a gaming quote in my thesis 🤣
September 19, 2023 at 10:52 AM
Reskeet the last song that was playing on your phone
September 18, 2023 at 11:11 AM
How your email finds me
September 18, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Tomorrow looks like a 10 hour work day with 6.30am start… yayyyyyyy…
September 17, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than ten times.
September 10, 2023 at 7:19 AM
I do love foggy walks to work; I wish we had those more often here.
September 7, 2023 at 7:44 AM
I mean… accurate. Can’t really complain 😋
September 6, 2023 at 6:15 AM
Ermmmmmmm... 😂
September 5, 2023 at 1:06 PM
It was about time to shake up the lanyard badges and pins a wee bit. Almost removed “This Is Fine”, but that’s my Pain & Misery survival badge (UoE People & Money, a stellar example of how not to introduce and run a new HR and ordering system)… system’s still a mess, so it stays
August 29, 2023 at 7:04 AM