dear diary,
switching to cigarettes bc they feel healthier than vapes
still haven’t found a lager I like better than sapporo
DON’T kill bugs unless you’re my cat junior
Sent from my iPhone 4
switching to cigarettes bc they feel healthier than vapes
still haven’t found a lager I like better than sapporo
DON’T kill bugs unless you’re my cat junior
Sent from my iPhone 4
July 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
dear diary,
switching to cigarettes bc they feel healthier than vapes
still haven’t found a lager I like better than sapporo
DON’T kill bugs unless you’re my cat junior
Sent from my iPhone 4
switching to cigarettes bc they feel healthier than vapes
still haven’t found a lager I like better than sapporo
DON’T kill bugs unless you’re my cat junior
Sent from my iPhone 4
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Turned on read receipts and started taking more vitamins. 2025 is the year for transformation
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