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Sara Wren (She/Her)
@sarawren.bsky.social
Using washrooms to poop and pee, you?
29C in October means bringing watermelon to the dog park! *chomp*
October 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
RIP Hulk Hogan.
July 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oh he big mad about the petition lol
February 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
🇨🇦 🍁 ❤️ Today is a good day
February 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
US GOVERNMENT: "There are aliens visiting Earth!!!"

THE OCEAN: "Hold my beer."

*scientists discover a 20-armed species that lives in Antartica after it got caught in their nets.*
August 12, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Twitter dropped a hot new feature:
July 18, 2023 at 9:39 PM
When I host a dinner usually folks are chatting, laughing and smiling instead of looking like they are all under house arrest for human trafficking.
July 17, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Sir, another app just launched
July 6, 2023 at 2:34 AM
How it started vs. How it's going.
July 4, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Your passengers:
July 4, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Meanwhile, I can't even see footage of a beautiful morning without paying in this day and age. Good thing walking outside is free lol
July 4, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
July 3, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Choose your fighter:
July 3, 2023 at 10:07 PM
June 24, 2023 at 4:12 PM
I put glasses on my dog and now he speaks pug latin.
June 22, 2023 at 9:49 PM