Microplastics live rent free in my brain

My new hobby in the city is to wait for someone to ask for directions from someone else, and then follow them so I can give them more directions

I'm a west coast 3, but, you know, also a midwest 3

A as in eighteen
E as in egret
F as in efficient
I as in eyeball
L as in elbow
M as in Eminem
N as in envy
S as in espresso
X as in express

I still haven't given up the idea of turning dead pets into usable furniture. "This lamp? Oh it's Tito. Rest in Peace. He always knew how to brighten my day"

Brainstorming an app for my grandma where she can take a picture of the dresser she has willed to 4 cousins and update us when our inheritance changes

Sara is short for Sarah with an h