sara
@saratara.bsky.social
here to recap episodes of monk and share my dumbest of thoughts
Started 2026 with a new years kiss… swoon
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Started 2026 with a new years kiss… swoon
Hello? Police? Yes, I’d like to report a crime. MF Doom’s “All Caps” is being used in an AI commercial. That’s some villainy.
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Hello? Police? Yes, I’d like to report a crime. MF Doom’s “All Caps” is being used in an AI commercial. That’s some villainy.
Movies this year have been meh and good - but the soundtracks have been outstanding
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Movies this year have been meh and good - but the soundtracks have been outstanding
Recession Indicator: Predicting that cabbage will be trending next year.
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Recession Indicator: Predicting that cabbage will be trending next year.
i sound like such an asshole when people ask me what my spotify age is... "oh, i don't support spotify"
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i sound like such an asshole when people ask me what my spotify age is... "oh, i don't support spotify"
today has gifted me another reason to stay off instagram. no thank you, spotify wrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
today has gifted me another reason to stay off instagram. no thank you, spotify wrapped.
Let’s try to have a night where I don’t dream that someone uninvited is in my apartment
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Let’s try to have a night where I don’t dream that someone uninvited is in my apartment
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Ok Tokyo’s subways are great - but man are their elevators sooooo slow
October 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ok Tokyo’s subways are great - but man are their elevators sooooo slow
no no no no... don't phunk w. my heart
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
no no no no... don't phunk w. my heart
you know its fall when the coffee cart guy waits to make your typical order - anticipating you might switching from iced to hot.
October 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
you know its fall when the coffee cart guy waits to make your typical order - anticipating you might switching from iced to hot.
Maybe we should shut down ICE - it’ll keep the cubes the safest.
September 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Maybe we should shut down ICE - it’ll keep the cubes the safest.
Do I read a book about how the civil war started or one about the red scare or just continue on with the one about the all women’s concentration camp?
September 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Do I read a book about how the civil war started or one about the red scare or just continue on with the one about the all women’s concentration camp?
When I go to places alone, I’m gonna start saying “you’ve got a single rider” when relevant
August 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
When I go to places alone, I’m gonna start saying “you’ve got a single rider” when relevant
do you think i could pull of the mitch hedberg haircut?
August 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
do you think i could pull of the mitch hedberg haircut?
On the way to the US Open. I’m definitely on this train with people that are “scared of the subway”
August 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
On the way to the US Open. I’m definitely on this train with people that are “scared of the subway”
Men turned away FASTER at hearing “romance” instead of “women’s concentration camp” when asked what I was reading
Reading a book at a bar. Men ask me what I’m reading. But have no follow ups after I tell them it’s about the all women’s concentration camp, Ravensbruck.
August 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Men turned away FASTER at hearing “romance” instead of “women’s concentration camp” when asked what I was reading
About to see freakier friday. Bring back original songs from fake bands back. “take me away” is still a bop.
August 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
About to see freakier friday. Bring back original songs from fake bands back. “take me away” is still a bop.
Mark Ruffalo in 13 going on 30 can get it.
August 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mark Ruffalo in 13 going on 30 can get it.
the only thing better than sub cop... is it would sound dumber/better if we were using "hoagie" instead
August 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
the only thing better than sub cop... is it would sound dumber/better if we were using "hoagie" instead
Been a while since I took a yellow cab. Nice to hear Delilah give some advice to some lonely hearts between early aughts rock songs.
August 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Been a while since I took a yellow cab. Nice to hear Delilah give some advice to some lonely hearts between early aughts rock songs.
Reading a book at a bar. Men ask me what I’m reading. But have no follow ups after I tell them it’s about the all women’s concentration camp, Ravensbruck.
July 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Reading a book at a bar. Men ask me what I’m reading. But have no follow ups after I tell them it’s about the all women’s concentration camp, Ravensbruck.
My friend said “your type is men who’s texts are green bubble”
July 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My friend said “your type is men who’s texts are green bubble”
Do you think the Liberty’s Ellie the Elephant mascot is a reference to my beloved and misunderstood Topsy?
July 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Do you think the Liberty’s Ellie the Elephant mascot is a reference to my beloved and misunderstood Topsy?
I feel like the founders fucked up. They should have declared independence when daylight hours weren’t so long. Ya know… for the fireworks.
July 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I feel like the founders fucked up. They should have declared independence when daylight hours weren’t so long. Ya know… for the fireworks.