Last night I did battle beneath the blood moon

(I was outside watching the eclipse and a possum came up on my porch and I had to scare it away)

When your favorite musical number of all time is in a language you can't speak and you can't belt along

I did my taxes. I deserve a treat.

I don't care about your hogwarts house, your Myers-Briggs, or your eneagram. I wanna know who ran beside the car when you were a kid, and if they had any special rules.

Mine was Sonic, obviously, and he couldn't touch any of the shadows on the road. Tree-lined highways were a fun challenge.

hey spotify what the fuck does this mean 🤣🤣🤣

Doing a crossword at work because it's slow, the clue was "leafy starter"

My first reactionary thought was "chikorita"

BITCH IT WAS "SALAD" 🤣🤣🤣