I liked this book so much, I put off reading the last 40 pages because I didn’t want it to be over.

My kid figured out how to climb onto his dresser to turn his clock green. Respect the device but game the system?

oh hell yeah

I am going to make my millions by starting a children’s museum that opens at 5 am.

oh hell yeah

This is not coincidentally how I would also like to spend today.

The Girls on the Bus is basically All the President’s Men meets The Bold Type!

Mine is a very serious goose!