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@sararia.bsky.social
• 🎂 Mid-30s
• 🤯 Professional overthinker
• 🐾 Cats > people
• 💊 ADHD vibes daily
• 😂 Funny (on accident)
• 🌸 Anxiety but make it quirky
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@sararia.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Throwback to contemplating my existence in the world’s tiniest bathroom. ✈️
I can’t believe dude is just texting front row at the Grammys.
February 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I can’t believe dude is just texting front row at the Grammys.
Trump looks so grumpy ☹️. Like this is all for you ?! He looks like he would love to be anywhere but there. he’s like I’ve seen this before can we go nowww
January 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Trump looks so grumpy ☹️. Like this is all for you ?! He looks like he would love to be anywhere but there. he’s like I’ve seen this before can we go nowww
I just realized some generations are about to experience losing a platform for the first time if TikTok gets banned. This will be my second time—RIP MySpace. 😭 #TikTokBan #MySpaceEra #SocialMediaNostalgia #ElderEmo #Millennial #FeelingOld
January 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I just realized some generations are about to experience losing a platform for the first time if TikTok gets banned. This will be my second time—RIP MySpace. 😭 #TikTokBan #MySpaceEra #SocialMediaNostalgia #ElderEmo #Millennial #FeelingOld
I didn’t realize this bitch had a full on government name, what the hell Blair ?!
#kansascity #overlandpark #winterstormblair #winter
#kansascity #overlandpark #winterstormblair #winter
January 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I didn’t realize this bitch had a full on government name, what the hell Blair ?!
#kansascity #overlandpark #winterstormblair #winter
#kansascity #overlandpark #winterstormblair #winter
Going to see Babygirl tonight… alone. But to keep things spicy, I bought the seat directly next to a random stranger. Now we’re connected, physically and emotionally. Hope they’re ready for this unhinged bonding experience.
December 28, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Going to see Babygirl tonight… alone. But to keep things spicy, I bought the seat directly next to a random stranger. Now we’re connected, physically and emotionally. Hope they’re ready for this unhinged bonding experience.
Merry Christmas from your favorite 34-year-old single teenager! 🎄 I bring no gifts, just a Santa hat, hot cocoa, and my cats—the real holiday MVPs. Cheers to awkward family gatherings and festive chaos. My presence is the present, so enjoy! 🖤
December 25, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Merry Christmas from your favorite 34-year-old single teenager! 🎄 I bring no gifts, just a Santa hat, hot cocoa, and my cats—the real holiday MVPs. Cheers to awkward family gatherings and festive chaos. My presence is the present, so enjoy! 🖤
Throwback to contemplating my existence in the world’s tiniest bathroom. ✈️
December 19, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Throwback to contemplating my existence in the world’s tiniest bathroom. ✈️
Happy National Emo Day! 🖤 Today, we honor the eyeliner, the angst, and our lord and savior Gerard Way for guiding us through the darkness. Long live the Black Parade.
#emo #mychemicalromace
#emo #mychemicalromace
December 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Happy National Emo Day! 🖤 Today, we honor the eyeliner, the angst, and our lord and savior Gerard Way for guiding us through the darkness. Long live the Black Parade.
#emo #mychemicalromace
#emo #mychemicalromace
I don’t just end up in awkward situations—I manifest them. It’s like the universe said, ‘Let’s make social discomfort her brand.
December 19, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I don’t just end up in awkward situations—I manifest them. It’s like the universe said, ‘Let’s make social discomfort her brand.
I need an orange cat named Zach so when people ask, ‘Who’s that?’ I can deadpan, ‘That’s Zach. Don’t ask about the incident
December 19, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I need an orange cat named Zach so when people ask, ‘Who’s that?’ I can deadpan, ‘That’s Zach. Don’t ask about the incident
Good morning! Decided to work from home because the weather said, ‘Stay inside or suffer,’ and I don’t argue with nature.
December 18, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Good morning! Decided to work from home because the weather said, ‘Stay inside or suffer,’ and I don’t argue with nature.
Goodnight to the overthinkers, the snack eaters, the ‘just one more episode’ liars, and anyone who tried their best today. Sleep tight—you earned it. 😴😴
December 18, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Goodnight to the overthinkers, the snack eaters, the ‘just one more episode’ liars, and anyone who tried their best today. Sleep tight—you earned it. 😴😴
Work mode off, trash TV mode on. Time to watch people with zero life skills argue in mansions I’ll never afford.
December 17, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Work mode off, trash TV mode on. Time to watch people with zero life skills argue in mansions I’ll never afford.
Working in home insurance means I’ve heard it all—‘a tree fell on my house,’ ‘the dog flooded the kitchen,’ and my personal favorite: ‘Is it covered if my cousin drove a golf cart through the garage?
December 17, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Working in home insurance means I’ve heard it all—‘a tree fell on my house,’ ‘the dog flooded the kitchen,’ and my personal favorite: ‘Is it covered if my cousin drove a golf cart through the garage?
Chick-fil-A forgot the sauce for my wrap, so now I’m just eating sadness wrapped in a tortilla. This feels personal.
December 17, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Chick-fil-A forgot the sauce for my wrap, so now I’m just eating sadness wrapped in a tortilla. This feels personal.
It’s me and my 100mg of Zoloft, 15mg of Adderall, and zero chill against the world. Spoiler: the world’s winning 💊😂.
December 17, 2024 at 2:57 PM
It’s me and my 100mg of Zoloft, 15mg of Adderall, and zero chill against the world. Spoiler: the world’s winning 💊😂.
Morning! Took my Adderall, overthought my entire life in 5 minutes, and now I’m chasing it with coffee like a true chaotic professional. Let’s thrive(?) ☕💊🌼
December 17, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Morning! Took my Adderall, overthought my entire life in 5 minutes, and now I’m chasing it with coffee like a true chaotic professional. Let’s thrive(?) ☕💊🌼
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I like when the football coaches whisper behind their clipboards about who they think looks fat
December 16, 2024 at 3:27 AM
I like when the football coaches whisper behind their clipboards about who they think looks fat
Magic 8 Ball said ‘Ask again later’—now I need therapy. 😵💫
December 17, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Magic 8 Ball said ‘Ask again later’—now I need therapy. 😵💫
Day 1 on here, already stressed about my vibe. Am I funny? Am I weird? Do I delete this? Anyway, hi 🌼.
December 17, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Day 1 on here, already stressed about my vibe. Am I funny? Am I weird? Do I delete this? Anyway, hi 🌼.