Sjcake
@saramaralara.bsky.social
Grower, forager, paddler. High passion, low detail snowflake. All typos are my own but the photo is not.
I think it's the law
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 AM
I think it's the law
Send me her address, I'll go ask her for you. I'm now stuck with the tax rise and I work for a Retard council nearby. I'm completely surrounded 😭😭
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Send me her address, I'll go ask her for you. I'm now stuck with the tax rise and I work for a Retard council nearby. I'm completely surrounded 😭😭
And don't rule it out as a sauce for bread. Supercarb loading.
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
And don't rule it out as a sauce for bread. Supercarb loading.
Yes, he does look upset.
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Yes, he does look upset.
If only they looked like Agatha - instead of schlock horror rejects.
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
If only they looked like Agatha - instead of schlock horror rejects.
Why thank you Joneossmac. What a lovely sentiment. I voted and campaigned against these trogs. As everyone I know also did.
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Why thank you Joneossmac. What a lovely sentiment. I voted and campaigned against these trogs. As everyone I know also did.
Also lays bare any very unattractive traits. Snarky in the face of minor adversity (such as a stripped screw thread) is high on the list. Might have to wait months to come across that naturally
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Also lays bare any very unattractive traits. Snarky in the face of minor adversity (such as a stripped screw thread) is high on the list. Might have to wait months to come across that naturally
And worse- I work for the 19 yr old, Reform bell-end at the neighboring council. I'm surrounded
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
And worse- I work for the 19 yr old, Reform bell-end at the neighboring council. I'm surrounded
Oi! I live here- I actively didn't vote for the twats. But I'm still getting shafted by their incompetence
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Oi! I live here- I actively didn't vote for the twats. But I'm still getting shafted by their incompetence
My 15 year old son is also bad with taunts. So I've never given him a highly pressured job with a gun.
January 10, 2026 at 12:37 PM
My 15 year old son is also bad with taunts. So I've never given him a highly pressured job with a gun.
Gen X knows to lay 3 cushions on top of each other to sit on. Because, like Shakira, my hips don't lie when they say 'nope'
December 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Gen X knows to lay 3 cushions on top of each other to sit on. Because, like Shakira, my hips don't lie when they say 'nope'
I would say I felt an amazing sense of 'shameful joy' but realised the shameful bit was a complete lie. Still smiling
December 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I would say I felt an amazing sense of 'shameful joy' but realised the shameful bit was a complete lie. Still smiling
Oh good, a golfer worth quarter of a billion dollars won some award about sport.
December 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oh good, a golfer worth quarter of a billion dollars won some award about sport.
He was so warm on the podcast 'Off menu'- genuinely funny and pleased to be there
December 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
He was so warm on the podcast 'Off menu'- genuinely funny and pleased to be there
I was only thinking about how lovely he is, yesterday!
I shall turn those thoughts into proclamations
I shall turn those thoughts into proclamations
December 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I was only thinking about how lovely he is, yesterday!
I shall turn those thoughts into proclamations
I shall turn those thoughts into proclamations
Silly- it's all the mum's fault. Ask any serial killer.
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Silly- it's all the mum's fault. Ask any serial killer.
Sauce made from bread- traditional with roast chicken. It's pretty tasty 😋
December 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sauce made from bread- traditional with roast chicken. It's pretty tasty 😋
Gill Sans font would have been infinitely more suitable for this administration. I say that because Eric Gill was a child abusing, dog fucker.
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Gill Sans font would have been infinitely more suitable for this administration. I say that because Eric Gill was a child abusing, dog fucker.
And that type is fucking massive. 14 point
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And that type is fucking massive. 14 point
What makes this extra delicious is the man in question, Ed Kimberley, is probably the most un-intimidating person in the world - relaying some truths to his bunch of softie, leftie, snowflake followers. At the same time that the flag shaggers in Worcester are doxing processed asylum seekers homes.
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
What makes this extra delicious is the man in question, Ed Kimberley, is probably the most un-intimidating person in the world - relaying some truths to his bunch of softie, leftie, snowflake followers. At the same time that the flag shaggers in Worcester are doxing processed asylum seekers homes.
