SaraMara
@saramara.bsky.social
World-renown jewel thief and fine art collector, famous for her caustic wit and sarcastic sidekick ferret, Ernesto. Discovered by Benedictine Monks reciting 19th century Amish poetry following a red wine & Sweetarts bender. Hard Libra. Do not pet.
Standing on the edge of this digital frontier replete with promise, I have decided that I will hereby provide scintillating and pithy status updates to routinely uplift and enthrall the general public. This is the first.
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Standing on the edge of this digital frontier replete with promise, I have decided that I will hereby provide scintillating and pithy status updates to routinely uplift and enthrall the general public. This is the first.