Sara Lememe
@saralememe.bsky.social
Bride: I would like a black-tie dress code and for the bridesmaids to wear any lavender dress.
Everyone: So is it ok if I wear jeans and is a yellow bridesmaid dress ok?
Bride: I would prefer if you stick to my original vision
Everyone: wow what a bridezilla omg
Everyone: So is it ok if I wear jeans and is a yellow bridesmaid dress ok?
Bride: I would prefer if you stick to my original vision
Everyone: wow what a bridezilla omg
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Bride: I would like a black-tie dress code and for the bridesmaids to wear any lavender dress.
Everyone: So is it ok if I wear jeans and is a yellow bridesmaid dress ok?
Bride: I would prefer if you stick to my original vision
Everyone: wow what a bridezilla omg
Everyone: So is it ok if I wear jeans and is a yellow bridesmaid dress ok?
Bride: I would prefer if you stick to my original vision
Everyone: wow what a bridezilla omg
Men will be like “just tell me what to clean and I’ll clean it” and then still never ever clean that thing
December 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Men will be like “just tell me what to clean and I’ll clean it” and then still never ever clean that thing
What form of mental illness is willingly choosing to put on All’s Fair
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
What form of mental illness is willingly choosing to put on All’s Fair
And as the thieves sped away from the Louvre with the Crown Jewels, I wondered, “when was the last time anyone treated ME like a priceless gem?”
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
And as the thieves sped away from the Louvre with the Crown Jewels, I wondered, “when was the last time anyone treated ME like a priceless gem?”
Starting Love is Blind because I need to get emotionally invested in a group of messy people who aren’t our congressional representatives
October 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Starting Love is Blind because I need to get emotionally invested in a group of messy people who aren’t our congressional representatives
IDK I just feel like the Supreme Court is gonna go “Well akshully the constitution says ‘Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press’ so it’s legal if the president does that stuff”
September 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
IDK I just feel like the Supreme Court is gonna go “Well akshully the constitution says ‘Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press’ so it’s legal if the president does that stuff”
Silly me for thinking “I’m here for a good time, not a long time” meant we’d at least get to have one of those
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Silly me for thinking “I’m here for a good time, not a long time” meant we’d at least get to have one of those
Torn between “gotta hoard all my money bc we have no idea what’s gonna happen next” and “money isn’t real, gotta live it up while we still can”
September 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Torn between “gotta hoard all my money bc we have no idea what’s gonna happen next” and “money isn’t real, gotta live it up while we still can”
If he does make a “proof of life” Truth Social post, how will we know it’s him and not Gavin Newsom’s social media manager
August 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If he does make a “proof of life” Truth Social post, how will we know it’s him and not Gavin Newsom’s social media manager
I love to think about, what if Jonathan Larson had been inspired by a different bill and we had been given a rock musical called HEALTH INSURANCE
August 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I love to think about, what if Jonathan Larson had been inspired by a different bill and we had been given a rock musical called HEALTH INSURANCE
I have an appointment with a new therapy practice tomorrow, and they will not tell me how much the appointment costs. Love playing bank account roulette.
August 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I have an appointment with a new therapy practice tomorrow, and they will not tell me how much the appointment costs. Love playing bank account roulette.
“Madness is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results” —me hoping for Lisa Murkowski to grow a fucking spine
June 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“Madness is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results” —me hoping for Lisa Murkowski to grow a fucking spine
I’m sorry but why are these images the same to me
May 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m sorry but why are these images the same to me
After this season we need Love is Blind Long Island. Everyone’s Jewish and the only religion talk is about how they never go to synagogue.
March 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
After this season we need Love is Blind Long Island. Everyone’s Jewish and the only religion talk is about how they never go to synagogue.
Sleep meds aren’t enough, I need whatever was in that apple the queen gave to Snow White
December 14, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Sleep meds aren’t enough, I need whatever was in that apple the queen gave to Snow White
The UnitedHealthcare CEO fled NYC on a bus out of Port Authority. We should let him go — that’s punishment enough.
December 10, 2024 at 10:07 AM
The UnitedHealthcare CEO fled NYC on a bus out of Port Authority. We should let him go — that’s punishment enough.
Can’t believe we’re even asking this question. It’s obviously because girls go to college to get more knowledge, while boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
December 9, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Can’t believe we’re even asking this question. It’s obviously because girls go to college to get more knowledge, while boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
I honestly give it 3 days before Hulu gets 5 random podcasters to speculate for a documentary called Out of Pocket: The UnitedHealthcare CEO Killing
December 7, 2024 at 10:13 PM
I honestly give it 3 days before Hulu gets 5 random podcasters to speculate for a documentary called Out of Pocket: The UnitedHealthcare CEO Killing
Spotify Wrapped this year is just a timeline of when brat came out and changed my entire personality
December 5, 2024 at 9:28 AM
Spotify Wrapped this year is just a timeline of when brat came out and changed my entire personality
Every retailer yelling at me for the past 3 days “BUY NOW!!! This sale WILL expire on Cyber Monday!!!” And then extending the sale on Tuesday is why I have trust issues
December 3, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Every retailer yelling at me for the past 3 days “BUY NOW!!! This sale WILL expire on Cyber Monday!!!” And then extending the sale on Tuesday is why I have trust issues
The Wicked discourse has made me glad the internet wasn’t around when The Tortoise and The Hare came out bc everyone would be rushing to post “hear me out… an unpopular opinion… but if the hare didn’t get complacent and take a nap he would’ve won? Almost like it’s better to be slow and steady”
November 30, 2024 at 10:47 PM
The Wicked discourse has made me glad the internet wasn’t around when The Tortoise and The Hare came out bc everyone would be rushing to post “hear me out… an unpopular opinion… but if the hare didn’t get complacent and take a nap he would’ve won? Almost like it’s better to be slow and steady”
Girl math: Keeping random craft supplies in my closet, taking up space, in the off chance I might need this specific piece of ribbon 5 years from now so I don’t have to spend $2 on it again
November 18, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Girl math: Keeping random craft supplies in my closet, taking up space, in the off chance I might need this specific piece of ribbon 5 years from now so I don’t have to spend $2 on it again
Shocked to report that working out really *does* make you feel better. Could’ve never seen this coming.
November 15, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Shocked to report that working out really *does* make you feel better. Could’ve never seen this coming.
I fear an email will never find me well again.
November 14, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I fear an email will never find me well again.