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Saralegal
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Sara, 30+. AuDHD, queer, Jewish diasporist. Public sector paralegal by day, nerd by night.
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there are four types of guys online. no exceptions
The four ghost antagonists from Pac-Man: Pinky, Blinky, Inky, and Clyde.
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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I have now wasted my lunch break on an extended version, enjoy:
(To the tune of "Cruella de Vil") They're blaming The Jews. They're blaming The Jews. No matter if right wing Or left in their views, If something they don't like is in the news— Whenever, whatever— It must be someone's fault, and they know whose: It's always, it's always The Jews! On every side of every social issue, No matter how deep-rooted or complex, You’ll always hear the claim A single foe’s to blame: Some wealthy Jewish villain writing checks! No matter what cause They have in their sights— Policing or healthcare Or transgender rights— There’s never any doubt who they’ll accuse: It's always, it's always The Jews!
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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"Four for you, Glen Coco" in gold text on a blue background, using the same fonts and colors as Zohran Mamdani's campaign signs.
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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A meme edit of the Subway logo, replacing the slogan "eat fresh" with "beat fash."
November 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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For anyone curious what I mean by "that's certainly a unique approach to mechitza," allow me to present:
What makes Anshai Lebowitz unusual is its approach to the mechitzah, the barrier that separates men from women in Orthodox synagogues. Anshai Lebowitz considers itself an Orthodox, inclusive shul and its approach is to offer several separation options. The Anshai Lebowitz mechitzah options are: 1. A women’s section with a high divider, with its mesh rising up above eye level. 2. A woman’s section with a low divider. 3. A men’s section with a low divider. 4. A mixed gender section. The sections are all in the same shared prayer space, placed around the rabbi.
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Tiny Kitten was dropped off at the vet clinic where my wife works with a respiratory infection, a botfly in her head, a damaged eye, and severe constipation. Nobody was sure she was going to make it. And now, she's a proper little menace preparing to go to her forever home with one of our friends.
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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It's National Cat Day in the U.S., so I want to show off the glow-up of our foster kitten (who my 8-year-old, in a feat of nominative creativity, has named "Tiny Kitten") from when we first took her in six weeks ago to now:
A 3-4 week old, painfully skinny black tortie kitten wrapped in a blanket. Her eyes are closed and crusty, her fur is bedraggled, and she has an open wound on her head from a botfly removal. The same black tortie kitten six weeks later, sitting on a wood-patterned floor and looking up with big, round kitten eyes. Her fur is very fluffy now, with gorgeous patches of white and brown among the black. She is alert and properly kitten-sized, rather than skin and bones.
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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There's a Politico article on Fleck that includes more delightful detail about Mrugowsky's reaction:

www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
After Kogon and Ciepielowski testified that the vaccine had been bogus, Mrugowsky—a man who had provided Zyklon-B to the gas chambers at Auschwitz, and had run a network of cruel medical experiments—appeared stunned and indignant. He accused the inmates of violating medical ethics. “These are some of the most curious remarks I have heard here,” he said. “Their attitude has nothing in common with the concepts of humanity expressed by the *Herren* [gentlemen] here today.” This was met by laughter in the gallery.
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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A meme screenshot from Tumblr. User drakensberg posted: "The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor." User poupon replied: "how dare you say we piss on the poor"
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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The real life equivalent of walking into this thing:
The Sphinx Gate from The Neverending Story: two massive golden sphinxes facing each other, ready to laser-beam-murder any unworthy person who tries to pass between them.
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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*to the tune of Waltzing Matilda*

Cat on my fabric
Cat on my fabric
There is a cat on my fabric tonight
And she's not much help
With cutting or with measuring
There is a cat on my fabric tonight
A 6-month-old gray tabby kitten sits on a piece of white fabric, contentedly licking her ass. A yardstick is visible behind her, and two knees in brown pants (belonging to the mildly aggrieved, would-be seamstress) occupy the bottom of the image.
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Jackson Chourio's NLDS:
A two image meme. In in the top image, a gray-haired older man bends over in pain beside a car as a would-be carjacker stands over him with a knife, with the caption: "Aagh, call an ambulance!" In the bottom image, the same man stands upright and aims a pistol at the carjacker, with the caption: "But not for me."
October 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Post you from a different era
An absolutely filthy college student wearing paint-spattered jeans, a long-sleeved tee shirt that may once have been white, and red boxer's headgear over a bedraggled ponytail. With one hand, she holds a long, padded cylinder with which she has just pummeled her roommate in the inflatable sparring ring. Her other fist is raised in victory.
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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The title and opening paragraph of the Wikipedia entry on liberal democracy. It states: Liberal democracy Liberal democracy, also called Western-style democracy, or substantive democracy, is a form of government that combines the organization of a democracy with ideas of liberal political philosophy. Common elements within a liberal democracy are: elections between or among multiple distinct political parties; a separation of powers into different branches of government; the rule of law in everyday life as part of an open society; a market economy with private property; universal suffrage; and the equal protection of human rights, civil rights, civil liberties, and political freedoms for all citizens. Substantive democracy refers to substantive rights and substantive laws, which can include substantive equality, the equality of outcome for subgroups in society. Liberal democracy emphasizes the separation of powers, an independent judiciary, and a system of checks and balances between branches of government. Multi-party systems with at least two persistent, viable political parties are characteristic of liberal democracies.
September 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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My absolute favorite photo of Cat 1:
A one-eared white cat with black spots on his head, seen from the earless side. From this angle, he looks like a furry, gently smirking thumb.
September 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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My son's first high school Spirit Week is going to include an "each grade dresses like a different age group" day, and I have to say, this was deeply uncalled for:
Juniors: Middle Age/Millenials [sic]
September 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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A meme from Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. At top, an image of Gimli the dwarf looking disgruntled is captioned: "I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with Bill Kristol." The next image, of Legolas the elf smiling and looking down, is captioned: "What about side by side with Karl Rove?" The bottom image, of Gimli appearing to side-eye Legolas, is captioned: "Jesus tapdancing Christ."
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I've seen most of the true classics in the quotes, so here's a (relatively) recent fave of mine:
I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small. And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll. The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general. The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
September 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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A screenshot from the movie musical Chicago. A Black woman in 1920's prison clothes looks to her right and says, "And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times."
September 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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הושיעני אלהים כי באו מים עד־נפש
Severe Weather Alert Flood Watch Severity: Severe Significant threat to life or property Weather Event Onset 4:00 PM (CDT), August 16 Description * WHAT...Flash flooding caused by excessive rainfall continues to be possible. * WHERE...Portions of east central, south central, and southeast Wisconsin, including the following counties, in east central Wisconsin, Fond du Lac and Sheboygan. In south central Wisconsin, Columbia, Dane, Green, Green Lake, Iowa, Lafayette, Marquette, Rock and Sauk. In southeast Wisconsin, Dodge, Jefferson, Kenosha, Milwaukee, Ozaukee, Racine, Walworth, Washington and Waukesha. * WHEN...Through Sunday morning. * IMPACTS...Flooding may occur in poor drainage and urban areas. Area creeks and streams are running high and could flood with more heavy rain.
August 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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A yellow bird sits on a branch, its beak open as if it is screaming, surrounded by the letters "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" repeated endlessly on a white background.
August 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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This prompted me to look up news reports about the referenced "dumpster fire" press conference, and HOOOOOOO BOY.

www.npr.org/2022/08/27/1...
Hogan has repeatedly challenged reporters — including this reporter — to find any evidence supporting the claims that either of his clients are bigots, arguing that Znidarsic-Nicosia's Twitter account does not count. While the real estate agent did not disclose her anonymous Twitter handle, the now-defunct @HoHoHomeboyROC account used the image of a bust of a Black mammy that she admitted she owns. Screengrabs of previous posts include other anti-Black imagery, reposts of other accounts trolling Black people – often in an offensive interpretation of Black vernacular – and several fake ads for KFC. Hogan also indicated that Znidarsic-Nicosia runs additional Twitter accounts. "I think she has a number of different handles," he said. During the press conference, the pair broke down into tears. Znidarsic-Nicosia cried, saying, "The allegations of this narrative have caused my family almost unbearable pain." Her husband, a dentist, wept as he said, "Cancel culture can be cruel." He then added that he has lost patients at his dental practice because of Jones' allegations. "The only thing I hate more than racism, is allegations of racism," he said.
August 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Poe Dameron, a very tired-looking Star Wars pilot, with the bottom text: "Somehow, Kim Davis returned."
August 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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It's been confirmed in news reports. For example: www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
"I will use my full extradition authority to demand the return to Texas of any potential out-of-state felons," Abbott said in the statement. In response to Abbott's threats of expulsion and arrest, the Texas state House Democratic Caucus issued a statement: "Come and take it."
August 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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This is the sequence of posts that the person you replied to was responding to. In context, you appeared to be jumping in to back "Devin" up, hence the tone of my replies to you. I can see now how the wires got crossed.

(And yeah, Hen Mazzig spreading bloodthirsty racist propaganda is a constant.)
Two skeets. Isaac Chotiner posts a link to his new interview; "Devin S." responds with a screenshot of Chotiner's 12/10/23 interview with a member of Physicians for Human Rights Israel and demands, "Are you going to apologize for fueling mass rape hysteria early in the genocide?"
July 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM