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used to write for the internet but that got stressful // FL & NYC & now in #yyc // 🇺🇸/🇨🇦
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*laughs heartily*
Forbes table which reads: Billionaire Winners And Losers In Tuesday's Elections By Sara Dorn, Forbes Staff. Sara Dorn is a Forbes news reporter who covers politics. MICHAEL BLOOMBERG: $8.3 MILLION JOSEPH GEBBIA: $3 MILLION LAUDER FAMILY: $2.6 MILLION BILL ACKMAN: $1.75 MILLION TISCH FAMILY: $1.2 MILLION JOHN HESS AND FAMILY: $1 MILLION DANIEL LOEB: $775,000 BARRY DILLER: $500,000 STEVE WYNN: $500,000 MARCELLA GUARINO HYMOWITZ (SPOUSE OF BILLIONAIRE GREGG HYMOWITZ): $400,000 DAVID WALENTAS: $350,000 REED HASTINGS: $250,000 JOHN FISH: $250,000 DAVID LICHTENSTEIN: $250,000 ALICE WALTON: $200,000 DEBORAH SIMON (OF THE SIMON FAMILY): $200,000 JERRY SPEYER: $150,000 STEPHANIE COLEMAN (SPOUSE OF BILLIONAIRE CHASE COLEMAN III): $150,000 DURST FAMILY: $110,000 FISHER FAMILY: $110,000 DANIEL OCH: $100,000 KEN LANGONE: $100,000 JAMES AND KATHRYN MURDOCH: $100,000 BRUCE AND SUZIE KOVNER: $100,000 RICHARD KURTZ: $100,000 ELGHANAYAN FAMILY: $100,000
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
saraiya.bsky.social
so …. is there a Mrs this screenshot?
METRO EXCLUSIVE Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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ta nehisi coates with wry surprised expression on air on MSNBC. caption: “Wow, that was really racist”
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
saraiya.bsky.social
reset
a community garden bed of flowers in calgary. behind it is a grassy ridge
October 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
saraiya.bsky.social
🥴
email flyer that reads “celebrate diwali! with costco.ca”
October 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
saraiya.bsky.social
“CANCLE”
screenshot of snippet of fundraising text: “EMERGENCY: Trump just pressured ABC to CANCLE Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel is one of our most vocal anti-Trump commentators on television, but this isn't just about…”
September 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
saraiya.bsky.social
like actually
screenshot of the Tyee: Danielle Smith, Queen of Measles Alberta leads the continent in stoking the disease's resurgence. The province's former top doctor lays blame. Andrew Nikiforuk 7 Jul 2025 The Tyee Tyee contributing editor Andrew Nikiforuk is an award-winning journalist whose books and articles focus on epidemics, the energy industry, nature and more.
July 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
saraiya.bsky.social
this fits her well! it’s just awful
vogue cover of lauren sanchez bezos wearing her wedding dress, long sleeved high neck very lacy mermaid dress with sweetheart neckline
June 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
saraiya.bsky.social
hemline hitting three inches above ankle bone
celine dion is calling the police
June 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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simple flow chart for evil GOP behavior from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com Does this own the libs? No Is it a handout for a rich sociopath? No Does it reward an influential conspiracy theorist? No Love of the game
June 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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glowing yellow text on botanical background reads I REALLY DONT WANNA GO TO WAR WITH IRAN
June 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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applying the @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com heuristic … ding ding ding! love of the game
a simple flow chart Does this own the libs? No Is it a handout for a rich sociopath? No Does it reward an influential conspiracy theorist? No Love of the game
June 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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infohazard: the stupidest sentiment in the entire world, retweeted by a giant moron
screenshot from x.com Jake Tapper reposted Thomas Chatterton Williams @thomaschattwill • 46m I don't care if you're razing Kenosha, storming the Capitol, or doing whatever this is in LA, no democracy can function when every group and identity block decides it has the right and moral authority to take its specific political disagreements into the streets.
June 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
saraiya.bsky.social
a ha.
YouTube screenshot of black screen which reads the uploader has not made this video available in your country
June 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
saraiya.bsky.social
what does new york need redemption from ??
tweet from edward issac dovere of a piece he bylined Isaac Dovere @isaacdovere.bsky.social Follow Zohran Mamdani's NYC mayoral campaign has caught fire with many on the left -- he's even gotten Ella Emhoff's endorsement. But his views are such that Kamala Harris has had to clarify privately that this doesn't mean she's supporting him herself. www.cnn.com/2025/06/03/p.. linked article: Andrew Cuomo campaigns for New York's redemption - and his own | CNN Politics In New York, Andrew Cuomo's comeback after resigning in disgrace could end up taking less than...
June 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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what a moment in the discourse to have just finished @emilystjams.bsky.social’s lovely and sensitive exploration of Why and How it’s Worth Coming Out of the Closet, WOODWORKING
the cover of a hardcover book titled WOODWORKING by author Emily St James
May 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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update on pee watch
Brian Tyler Cohen Just now • •• NEW: Cory Booker says he didn't have to go to the restroom for over 25 hours because he hasn't eaten since Friday and stopped drinking water Sunday. He said he intentionally dehydrated himself. 59 Like Comment 1 comment
April 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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ugly irrelevant loser :)
an old balding white man. it’s strom thurmond
April 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
saraiya.bsky.social
*whispers* lisan al-gaib
March 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
saraiya.bsky.social
the dads are out
sheepish looking bespectacled middle aged man in windbreaker holding sign which reads JD VANCE PUTS HIS CAST IRON SKILLET IN THE DISHWASHER
March 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
saraiya.bsky.social
bring it back
still from Kroll Show reading "PUBLIZITY" with jenny slate and nick kroll as two publicists named Liz
February 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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parlor games. it’s a fucking sovereign nation
highlighted excerpt from quote tweeted article “But the notion of Canada as a state, however farcical and unlikely, has intrigued the political class and been the source of parlor games in Washington”
February 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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cover photo of free press story depicts a shirtless tattooed white man in a parking lot All Men Want to Be Heroes And America needs to give them the chance. By Chris Arnade
February 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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COPE. and you know if men had done it it’s be “audacious”
politco quote: "In the face of incredibly rude, extremely aggressive and frankly unhinged behavior, the Speaker was more than gracious and allowed the members into his personal office to hear their concerns," said the person, who asked not to be named to freely discuss the matter.
February 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM