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Sarah Wells
@sarahwells.bsky.social
Lover of art, the Steelers, and making myself laugh. Hater of cilantro.
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For me it's always "guarantee". I assure you.
July 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Everyone needs a lovely dish of Surprising Rice to smooth things over. To not do so would be entirely against the spirit of Surprising Rice.
June 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Gives me this vibe:
a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
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March 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I hate every single word of that copy.
March 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
P.S. I feel like Princess upped their cocktail game on #SunPrincess. I thoroughly enjoyed every one I had, most especially in the Princess Live bar!
March 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Sam the Eagle one! 😆
January 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Trace's high-pitched "kid voice" has always been a guaranteed laugh for me.
January 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I'm sure it was "woke" somehow so it's totally justified. 🙄
January 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My mom was an avid cruiser (she passed 5 years ago) and her favorite drink was a cosmopolitan. I've been on 3 cruises since she's passed (March will be 4) and I always have a cosmo on the first night in her honor.
January 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Oh my gosh, these are disturbing and amazing all at the same time.
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In fact, can we inaugurate Rollergator INSTEAD?
January 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Back to MySpace with you!
January 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sarah Wells also thinks the Ravens will smoke the Steelers.
January 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Just play it on repeat until the end of time
January 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM