One of the brilliant things our current iteration of oligarchs did is get people to conceive of free speech as being able to call your coworkers slurs rather than using it to say stuff like why are my tax dollars subsidizing your billionaire ass

Y’all remember when we were freaking out because Hillary had a private email server or whatever? Good times.

General purpose PSA: You do not have food poisoning. You have viral gastroenteritis and you’re incredibly contagious, please go home.

dad and I switched hats at the beginning of the fourth quarter bc the vibes were bad. So you’re welcome, Buckeye Nation, because I’m pretty sure that was the difference maker #cottonbowl #gobucks #jacksawyerisadude

Really glad IU has Cignetti locked up for eight more years! #GoBucks

My take on the NYT story about airline close calls is that it reads like someone finally discovered the NASA near miss safety database, which has always been publicly available, and they decided to use a whole lot of breathless language and scary verbs and not-to-scale animations.

My favorite family member

Quality content: my dog