I was there and it was amazing!

As always, practice safe internet’ing, e.g. private/incognito browsers, VPN if ya got one, etc.

And no, I won’t be joining “the fight to end...” blah blah blah

First name: Fuck
Last name: Elon
Email: elon@mailinator.com

And here was the confirmation:

Yes!

Done

5. I made contributions to Representatives Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Jasmine Crockett since they actually doing something.

4. I did learn that Trump has spent 9 of his 33 days in office playing golf. Cool. Cool cool. By my math, that is 27.7% of his presidency. Not sure what to do with this information - that will be next week's project.

3. I dealt with the existential dread knowing that Trump and Elon [and everyone else complicit in our undoing] are fully making us the bad guys on the world stage, that our previous enemies are now our "friends" and that we are completely destroying all of our relationships with our previous allies.

2. I probably said WTF over 5,871,966 times. I might not have captured them all though, so this count might be low.

1. I watched a ketamine-filled, perhaps coke-fueled, man-child [Elon] play with a chainsaw on the CPAC stage with the entire world watching and wished fervently that today's America wasn't such an embarrassment.

Let me fix that title for you, @washingtonpost.com: Trump Administration Purges FEMA Like It’s a Reality Show - Good Luck with That Next Disaster