Can we please talk about how good Alchemised by SenLinYu is going to be, even without the fanfic context? Because my God, it is one of the most heart-wrenchingly beautiful works of fiction I have ever read, and the last line lived rent free in my consciousness. What do you mean “she did not fight”??

If it’s not Epic the Musical, it’s Sleep Token.

Somebody talk to me about Epic the Musical and how genius it is please and thank you. I can’t be the only person out there that is utterly enchanted by it.

Wait so is TikTok selling out? Because literally nobody wanted that. Can we please just have our fyps and our connections without all the red tape and strings attached?

Anybody else still have intense Epic the Musical brain rot? No? Just me?

Hi yea hello can we please stop adding shit to the 2024 Bingo card please THANK YOU

I feel like we don’t talk enough about the concept of social whiplash. Does anybody else just get so socially confused sometimes that you have no idea how you’re supposed to react to what’s being said because it’s so emotionally jarring for ONLY YOU? Like how???

NGL it’s pretty wild to be asked “are you married” or “do you have a boyfriend” on the daily. No, darlin’, I’m the designated single Pringle of the group, but I so appreciate you telling me that those fellas must be blind, it’s both so flattering and so heartbreaking all at once.

Tonight’s emotional breakdown is brought to you by the artist Lorde. How does this woman have a direct line to my soul with the song Liability? The world will never know.

Anyone else ready to wake up from the 2024 fever dream? No? Just me? Cool cool cool.