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sarahquaint
@sarahquaint.bsky.social
Forensic scientist, fangirl, & trivia magnet. Spouse of rahaeli. Baltimore has two syllables. She/her.
I do!! I even like doing it for other people. @aniente.bsky.social saves their finished items up for me to do the ends 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
eh, sounds like apple cake to me. I'll be right over with some vanilla ice cream
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my brain hasn't let me read fiction for a good bit now, but I've asked for recs! 💛
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My god. It would be an utter nightmare for you!

You're absolutely right that it's just another ad platform. Absolutely no one wants to be told what to eat. This CEO is being a disingenuous ass.
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
That was a very cheering scenario indeed!
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
...I'm not following. How does the number of slices affect the placement of the butter packets?
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
two eggs, scrambled and well-done, hash browns, diet Coke
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
absolutely; thank you!!
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
those twin looks of affront!
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
ah, you must prove your love for her by ceasing respiration
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
oh fuuuuuck
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm highly amused by the idea that they've been replaying this Cold War Musical RPG for forty years now and have finally unlocked the conditions for the Good Ending

They finally found a good translator for the localization
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
it's to a modern musical what a libretto is to an opera, if that helps
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
for the record, I was wearing both British and American pants when I went to obtain the food!
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
asking ChatGPT in particular to explain Godot is unheard of levels of absurdity. I'm surprised it didn't create some sort of absurdity singularity that swallowed the theater
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
grrrr *gentle hugs*
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM