Swedish, crazy cat lady, vegan, feminist, high IQ, bookish, trekkie, collector of owls, gamer, glamorous but lazy. Other interests include antiques and glitter. Pro drag queens, pro trans people etc. Anglophile. She/her (cis). Oh, and I'm a spicy worker.
Did you know that if I charge 2500 SEK I get less than 1000 after paying taxes, MOMS and other fees? So, yeah, I realise 2500 sounds expensive, but if I'm gonna get *some* money out of it I kinda need to charge that much. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules...
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Did you know that if I charge 2500 SEK I get less than 1000 after paying taxes, MOMS and other fees? So, yeah, I realise 2500 sounds expensive, but if I'm gonna get *some* money out of it I kinda need to charge that much. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules...
I charge a small fee prior to going to an outcall, only to avoid fake bookers. A few days ago a new guy wanted to book an outcall for today and I told him about this fee and he was perfectly fine with it. I said he could pay on the day of the booking, he even asked what time I wanted the money.
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I charge a small fee prior to going to an outcall, only to avoid fake bookers. A few days ago a new guy wanted to book an outcall for today and I told him about this fee and he was perfectly fine with it. I said he could pay on the day of the booking, he even asked what time I wanted the money.
New contact was like "I am willing to become a regular, but the first time I want to go for the cheapest option". Then he was unhappy that the cheapest option didn't include A, B and C. "We are not compatible." No, we certainly are not, you bloomin' cheapskate.
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
New contact was like "I am willing to become a regular, but the first time I want to go for the cheapest option". Then he was unhappy that the cheapest option didn't include A, B and C. "We are not compatible." No, we certainly are not, you bloomin' cheapskate.
I keep seeing women going through painful pap smears online. I don't understand, what tf are those gyns doing?! It really isn't supposed to be painful. I just came back from mine (my third or fourth), and it was as painless as it has always been.
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I keep seeing women going through painful pap smears online. I don't understand, what tf are those gyns doing?! It really isn't supposed to be painful. I just came back from mine (my third or fourth), and it was as painless as it has always been.
My back hurts, right above my right leg. It's really bothering me. It's uncomfortable to sit, it's uncomfortable to lie in bed. I'm going slightly mad.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My back hurts, right above my right leg. It's really bothering me. It's uncomfortable to sit, it's uncomfortable to lie in bed. I'm going slightly mad.