Nandez
@sarahnandez.bsky.social
🦋 Queer icon in beta. Emotionally elusive, vibe-forward. Occasionally logs on with feelings.
She/Her | Thirty-Something
She/Her | Thirty-Something
Honestly? Really relating to Jesus being a fisher of men every time I try to convince another friend to watch dropouttv.
July 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Honestly? Really relating to Jesus being a fisher of men every time I try to convince another friend to watch dropouttv.
People lose their minds over a barista mixing up their drink but shrug at the collapse of basic human rights.
July 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
People lose their minds over a barista mixing up their drink but shrug at the collapse of basic human rights.
I feed the stupid little Neopet wannabes on my phone more often than I feed myself.
June 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I feed the stupid little Neopet wannabes on my phone more often than I feed myself.
Every fatherless daughter loves Mamma Mia.
June 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Every fatherless daughter loves Mamma Mia.
Call me Elizabeth Barrett Browning because you make me feel like a Victorian maiden fainting on a velvet couch.
June 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Call me Elizabeth Barrett Browning because you make me feel like a Victorian maiden fainting on a velvet couch.
Pros of ADHD:
– Excellent crisis skills
– Meme curation god-tier
– Can reorganize your life at 2 AM
Cons:
– Will start five tasks at once, finish none, and somehow end up hyperfixating on moss.
– Excellent crisis skills
– Meme curation god-tier
– Can reorganize your life at 2 AM
Cons:
– Will start five tasks at once, finish none, and somehow end up hyperfixating on moss.
June 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Pros of ADHD:
– Excellent crisis skills
– Meme curation god-tier
– Can reorganize your life at 2 AM
Cons:
– Will start five tasks at once, finish none, and somehow end up hyperfixating on moss.
– Excellent crisis skills
– Meme curation god-tier
– Can reorganize your life at 2 AM
Cons:
– Will start five tasks at once, finish none, and somehow end up hyperfixating on moss.
I love a man who could both hex a senator and cry at a frog TikTok.
June 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I love a man who could both hex a senator and cry at a frog TikTok.
People don’t understand that when a cow is extra fuzzy it’s a divine sign from the universe that joy still exists.
June 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
People don’t understand that when a cow is extra fuzzy it’s a divine sign from the universe that joy still exists.
Luke warm take: Monster romance isn’t weird. What’s weird is y’all reading billionaire romances like Jeff Bezos could ever make you feel safe.
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Luke warm take: Monster romance isn’t weird. What’s weird is y’all reading billionaire romances like Jeff Bezos could ever make you feel safe.
Here’s my real 5-year plan:
1. Burn out (✔️)
2. Flee capitalism
3. Buy a haunted cottage
4. Say “fuck” a lot while gardening
5. Declare emotional communism
1. Burn out (✔️)
2. Flee capitalism
3. Buy a haunted cottage
4. Say “fuck” a lot while gardening
5. Declare emotional communism
June 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Here’s my real 5-year plan:
1. Burn out (✔️)
2. Flee capitalism
3. Buy a haunted cottage
4. Say “fuck” a lot while gardening
5. Declare emotional communism
1. Burn out (✔️)
2. Flee capitalism
3. Buy a haunted cottage
4. Say “fuck” a lot while gardening
5. Declare emotional communism
If my ancestors saw me risking my life for a $7 iced latte, they’d either weep or applaud. It’s hard to say.
June 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If my ancestors saw me risking my life for a $7 iced latte, they’d either weep or applaud. It’s hard to say.
Happy Father’s Day to my dad who pulled the ultimate Irish exit with an assist from cancer.
June 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Happy Father’s Day to my dad who pulled the ultimate Irish exit with an assist from cancer.
ADHD isn’t a deficit of attention, it’s an overwhelming tsunami of interest in everything except the one thing I’m supposed to be doing.
June 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
ADHD isn’t a deficit of attention, it’s an overwhelming tsunami of interest in everything except the one thing I’m supposed to be doing.
Bigfoot would treat you better than 93% of your situationships.
June 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Bigfoot would treat you better than 93% of your situationships.
To recap, our cottagecore plan includes:
– strawberries
– a ghost roommate who minds her business
– one (1) cast iron pan
– a compost bin labeled “IRS Correspondence”
– strawberries
– a ghost roommate who minds her business
– one (1) cast iron pan
– a compost bin labeled “IRS Correspondence”
June 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
To recap, our cottagecore plan includes:
– strawberries
– a ghost roommate who minds her business
– one (1) cast iron pan
– a compost bin labeled “IRS Correspondence”
– strawberries
– a ghost roommate who minds her business
– one (1) cast iron pan
– a compost bin labeled “IRS Correspondence”
Manifesting a cottage where I knit revolutionary manifestos, tend to my strawberries, and politely cohabitate with a ghost who minds her business.
June 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Manifesting a cottage where I knit revolutionary manifestos, tend to my strawberries, and politely cohabitate with a ghost who minds her business.
Me explaining the friend group dynamic to a stranger:
It’s not a cult, it’s a decentralized queer commune with matching cardigans.
It’s not a cult, it’s a decentralized queer commune with matching cardigans.
June 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Me explaining the friend group dynamic to a stranger:
It’s not a cult, it’s a decentralized queer commune with matching cardigans.
It’s not a cult, it’s a decentralized queer commune with matching cardigans.
I tell them “move here” the way people say “bless you.” Instinctively. Repeatedly. With full sincerity and no actual hope.
June 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I tell them “move here” the way people say “bless you.” Instinctively. Repeatedly. With full sincerity and no actual hope.
Lactose is that toxic ex I keep letting back in. Like I know it doesn’t love me, but here I am, buying brie.
June 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Lactose is that toxic ex I keep letting back in. Like I know it doesn’t love me, but here I am, buying brie.
Curating a playlist like:
Track 1: I miss you
Track 2: I’d die for you
Track 3: This reminded me of that weird little noise you make
Track 4: Abolish capitalism
Track 1: I miss you
Track 2: I’d die for you
Track 3: This reminded me of that weird little noise you make
Track 4: Abolish capitalism
June 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Curating a playlist like:
Track 1: I miss you
Track 2: I’d die for you
Track 3: This reminded me of that weird little noise you make
Track 4: Abolish capitalism
Track 1: I miss you
Track 2: I’d die for you
Track 3: This reminded me of that weird little noise you make
Track 4: Abolish capitalism
Here’s to long days, warm nights, and ICE melting fast.
June 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Here’s to long days, warm nights, and ICE melting fast.
My partner lives in Florida and still manages to be the safest place I know. That’s magic, honestly.
June 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My partner lives in Florida and still manages to be the safest place I know. That’s magic, honestly.
Bigfoot didn’t vanish. He just saw the vibes in this economy and chose soft reclusion in the woods.
June 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Bigfoot didn’t vanish. He just saw the vibes in this economy and chose soft reclusion in the woods.
Some couples want a wedding.
We want a hand-painted kitchen, a goat named Spite, and a shared Google doc titled “Revolutionary Theories and Pie Recipes.”
We want a hand-painted kitchen, a goat named Spite, and a shared Google doc titled “Revolutionary Theories and Pie Recipes.”
June 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Some couples want a wedding.
We want a hand-painted kitchen, a goat named Spite, and a shared Google doc titled “Revolutionary Theories and Pie Recipes.”
We want a hand-painted kitchen, a goat named Spite, and a shared Google doc titled “Revolutionary Theories and Pie Recipes.”
People keep asking what I bring to the table. Babe, I am the table.
June 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
People keep asking what I bring to the table. Babe, I am the table.