Had cheese and a dinner roll for dinner, so you could say I’m ready to head off on my fantasy quest now

A week since the death and resurrection of TikTok, and it still just feels like this:

I need to go thrifting but I do not have room to store one more silly little purchase

Hold up TikTok, I haven’t finished going through the stages of grief yet

Sometimes you procrastinate so hard, Congress bans the thing you were procrastinating on 💀
(What am I supposed to do with these TikTok drafts now)