sarah (not he/him)
@sarahmsmart.bsky.social
world’s oldest millennial. party camel.
banana art for my kids
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
banana art for my kids
i have had some cute looks recently
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i have had some cute looks recently
this wouldn’t post last night but here’s my costume
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
this wouldn’t post last night but here’s my costume
i thought i saw a dog on a surfboard but i was wrong: i saw TWO dogs on surfboards
October 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
i thought i saw a dog on a surfboard but i was wrong: i saw TWO dogs on surfboards
what pattern is this? it’s on the tip of my tongue. is it a la croix can?
October 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
what pattern is this? it’s on the tip of my tongue. is it a la croix can?
once i get my jewelry and hats organized and have enough energy to do my makeup and hair it’s over for you hoes
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
once i get my jewelry and hats organized and have enough energy to do my makeup and hair it’s over for you hoes
inspired by @hereliescorri.bsky.social: what should my big baby be for halloween?
September 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
inspired by @hereliescorri.bsky.social: what should my big baby be for halloween?
my boyfriend is right: my legs ARE bangin’*
*”for a nearly 40-year-old” mentally added by me
*”for a nearly 40-year-old” mentally added by me
September 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
my boyfriend is right: my legs ARE bangin’*
*”for a nearly 40-year-old” mentally added by me
*”for a nearly 40-year-old” mentally added by me
order a beer, get lunch
September 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
order a beer, get lunch
:::takes a deep breath:::
this is the first time i’ve posted about this publicly. my marriage is ending, so today i moved into a hotel room until my apartment lease begins. it’s a weird feeling.
this is the first time i’ve posted about this publicly. my marriage is ending, so today i moved into a hotel room until my apartment lease begins. it’s a weird feeling.
September 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
:::takes a deep breath:::
this is the first time i’ve posted about this publicly. my marriage is ending, so today i moved into a hotel room until my apartment lease begins. it’s a weird feeling.
this is the first time i’ve posted about this publicly. my marriage is ending, so today i moved into a hotel room until my apartment lease begins. it’s a weird feeling.
i have no income but i could not resist a dress in the window of an old-lady shop (this place sells girdles)
August 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
i have no income but i could not resist a dress in the window of an old-lady shop (this place sells girdles)
welcome to smart street, population: me
August 17, 2025 at 9:29 AM
welcome to smart street, population: me
i was just thinking about my cat sadie (rip). here she is 1) in repose 2) with a roomba 3) next to a screened-in window 4) with cyril (dog)
August 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
i was just thinking about my cat sadie (rip). here she is 1) in repose 2) with a roomba 3) next to a screened-in window 4) with cyril (dog)
i made a snack plate for my cat at the airport lounge
July 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i made a snack plate for my cat at the airport lounge
big “i still work but the light has gone” energy
July 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
big “i still work but the light has gone” energy
felt cute, won’t remember to delete later
July 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
felt cute, won’t remember to delete later
piscina-maxxing
June 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
piscina-maxxing
not beating the chipmunk allegations
May 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM
not beating the chipmunk allegations
If you see this, post the most-recent photo of yourself from your camera roll.
May 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If you see this, post the most-recent photo of yourself from your camera roll.
about 36 hours later. going to ER when i get back to barcelona tonight
April 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
about 36 hours later. going to ER when i get back to barcelona tonight
carnaval is just halloween meets pride
March 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
carnaval is just halloween meets pride
‘tis the season for these and they fucking slap
February 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
‘tis the season for these and they fucking slap
allow me to introduce you to the ur-michael bolton
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
allow me to introduce you to the ur-michael bolton