The windowlessness! And the whiteness of the walls compared to the style of the paintings! And the weird blandness of the food! It’s so wonderfully sinister.

I always thought the lyrics went “jealousy, turning snakes into the sea.” Like Saint Patrick.

I never leave the house without it! (Except mine is baby blue.)

😭💀

It’s good for productivity! What could be more motivating than Lord Vader watching over you?

Honestly how am I supposed to get anything done

Oh god, I lasted about three seconds on Insta. Never again.

Stepping beyond the Social Nickwork ✨

I had a very good system where Nick would just send me good Bluesky posts and I didn’t have to actually have an account! But to be fair there IS something appealing about “like Twitter, but when it was only 2022-ish levels of bad.”

Ok yes “happy” is overstating it.