Sarah Malone
sarahmalone.bsky.social
Sarah Malone
@sarahmalone.bsky.social
No Kawhi slander on the timeline please
Day 4 of ?? “fostering” a baby Blue Jay: woke up to find it in the rose bush, mama came by to feed it breakfast and now it’s another day of waiting to fly…
June 2, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Is there a national shortage in Survivor applicants? Jeff’s starting to sound desperate
May 25, 2023 at 3:34 AM
The refs have blood on their hands for not catching the call on Murray stepping out of bounds saving that rebound.
May 23, 2023 at 3:18 AM
Is Shiv Roy the #1 guy in the group?
May 22, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Just got named Fayetteville’s hottest new 32 year old. This sort of thing would never happen in LA #blessedings
May 21, 2023 at 5:32 PM
Reposted by Sarah Malone
IT'S DRAFT LOTTERY DAY
May 16, 2023 at 9:24 AM
Everyone: HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY MAMAS 🎉🥰🎉🥰🎉🥰🎉

Succession: gather round women, let’s relive the trauma from election night 2016 👹👹👹
May 15, 2023 at 9:11 PM
Coming into Bluesky with some hot takes: Kawhi Leonard is the NBA GOAT and the English Setter should’ve won BIS at Westminster this year.
May 12, 2023 at 10:02 PM