That’s us, baybeee! My weird little goth town

I’m a native of Hinckley, Ohio and we celebrate our buzzards! They’re just warming up. Turkey Vultures rely on thermals — puffs of warm air — to fly. On cool mornings, they can’t go anywhere and enjoy the sun until they can get moving. It is creepy, but they’re prob just getting ready to migrate.

I honestly forget that BlueSky exists until @bankbryan.com reminds me, but yes — I honestly didn’t think my questions would be so hard to answer.

Girl I thought it was Thursday

If it say “yes” to a dick pic, it’s only to asses the living space in the background.

A woman is the absolute worst thing you can be.

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Knuckle tattoos just go across the fingers not the thumbs! This is perfect

Has never lived paycheck to paycheck

$28k out of $9mil? I think we’re good.

I’ve been on so many first dates where he didn’t ask me a single question; or if he did, it’s because I said “so what would you like to know about me?”

So the advice: it should be a conversation, not a monologue. Ask questions and be genuinely interested in the answers.

That man is so sexy. I think I popped out an egg watching him argue with trump.

Nope.