Sarah Kraynik
@sarahkraynik.bsky.social
Singing and goofballing my way through life! Welcome to my crazy musical. she/her 🎼🎶🎵 🎭 Instagram: sarahkraynik
Went into cleaning mode and within 5 minutes I was breaking down a box and sliced 2 fingers open via paper (cardboard?) cut. It’s gonna be one of those days.
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Went into cleaning mode and within 5 minutes I was breaking down a box and sliced 2 fingers open via paper (cardboard?) cut. It’s gonna be one of those days.
When you’re halfway through a movie and realize you’re watching a sequel and that’s why some of the backstory is fuzzy. 😒
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
When you’re halfway through a movie and realize you’re watching a sequel and that’s why some of the backstory is fuzzy. 😒
Why is it always when there are seats available and tons of space on the train I get the one person that needs to lean on the side with their butt in my face!? Go to the other side where the doors don’t even open for the next 5 stops and lean on them! 🙄
September 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Why is it always when there are seats available and tons of space on the train I get the one person that needs to lean on the side with their butt in my face!? Go to the other side where the doors don’t even open for the next 5 stops and lean on them! 🙄
Don’t get it twisted. The VMAs are in New York, NOT NYC…they’re at UBS arena on Long Island. Close but it doesn’t count as NYC. Lol.
September 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Don’t get it twisted. The VMAs are in New York, NOT NYC…they’re at UBS arena on Long Island. Close but it doesn’t count as NYC. Lol.
Orphan Black is on Netflix! Pease do not bother me for the next 50 watchable TV hours. K thx baiiii. Lol
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September 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Orphan Black is on Netflix! Pease do not bother me for the next 50 watchable TV hours. K thx baiiii. Lol
Sat outside only a couple hours this week in this gorgeous weather and now a plague has fallen upon my house (and by my house, me, I am sick…again). 🤧🤧
August 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Sat outside only a couple hours this week in this gorgeous weather and now a plague has fallen upon my house (and by my house, me, I am sick…again). 🤧🤧
Just me patiently waiting for not if, but what time will my apartment start taking on water today.
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July 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Just me patiently waiting for not if, but what time will my apartment start taking on water today.
Nothing like nabbing a coveted seat on the L train at 14th street when you gotta head to deep (for me) Brooklyn.
July 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Nothing like nabbing a coveted seat on the L train at 14th street when you gotta head to deep (for me) Brooklyn.
Why do I continue to eat salads when 85% of the time I’m gonna have a stomach ache later on?!
July 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Why do I continue to eat salads when 85% of the time I’m gonna have a stomach ache later on?!
Nothing snaps you back to reality than when you’re watching a competition show and the (adult) contestant says their parents grew up in the 90’s…PARENTS! Ooof
July 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Nothing snaps you back to reality than when you’re watching a competition show and the (adult) contestant says their parents grew up in the 90’s…PARENTS! Ooof
Back to my antics of booking places that have a shared bathroom with other guests in hopes I don’t die. Lol. I draw the line at shared rooms though. #solotravellife
July 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Back to my antics of booking places that have a shared bathroom with other guests in hopes I don’t die. Lol. I draw the line at shared rooms though. #solotravellife
Don’t think my mental state can handle watching the newest season of Grey’s Anatomy. 😬
And judge me all you want, but I’ve been watching since S1 E1 and can’t stop now. Lol
And judge me all you want, but I’ve been watching since S1 E1 and can’t stop now. Lol
June 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Don’t think my mental state can handle watching the newest season of Grey’s Anatomy. 😬
And judge me all you want, but I’ve been watching since S1 E1 and can’t stop now. Lol
And judge me all you want, but I’ve been watching since S1 E1 and can’t stop now. Lol
Let’s play how tired am I…I just asked Siri what the sell by date is on my pork chops 🤦🏻♀️
June 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Let’s play how tired am I…I just asked Siri what the sell by date is on my pork chops 🤦🏻♀️
The weather today was pure perfection. I never want it to change! ⛅️
June 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The weather today was pure perfection. I never want it to change! ⛅️
Must be a 3 day weekend. I know b/c there are no N trains from Astoria to Manhattan. Ugh. Why you gotta do this every long weekend MTA?!
May 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Must be a 3 day weekend. I know b/c there are no N trains from Astoria to Manhattan. Ugh. Why you gotta do this every long weekend MTA?!
The Subway and PATH train are eerily quiet today. Like 2021 pandemic level. Did I miss something? Lol
May 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The Subway and PATH train are eerily quiet today. Like 2021 pandemic level. Did I miss something? Lol
What beautiful weather we have coming up. 😒😒😒
May 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
What beautiful weather we have coming up. 😒😒😒
Don’t think I should have watched Green Day’s Coachella set right before bed when I have to get up early. Oops 😳
April 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Don’t think I should have watched Green Day’s Coachella set right before bed when I have to get up early. Oops 😳
Never fails. Every time I come home after moving my clothes from the washer to dryer (I stay at the mat during the wash), there is a little pile of clothes I forgot to put in my laundry bag. 😒
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April 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Never fails. Every time I come home after moving my clothes from the washer to dryer (I stay at the mat during the wash), there is a little pile of clothes I forgot to put in my laundry bag. 😒
My body is having a good time reminding me that I shouldn’t go to a concert and then get home from the bars at 4am anymore. 🫠☠️
April 5, 2025 at 8:30 AM
My body is having a good time reminding me that I shouldn’t go to a concert and then get home from the bars at 4am anymore. 🫠☠️
New cheesy mystery/who is it show on Netflix!? I’m in! Hello Million Dollar Secret!
March 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
New cheesy mystery/who is it show on Netflix!? I’m in! Hello Million Dollar Secret!
During my monthly check-in meeting with my boss I got lotion in my eye (thanks allergies) making me cry. Then a tickle in my throat causing me to have to keep muting to cough. I’m convinced my boss thinks I’m dying. 🪦☠️
March 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
During my monthly check-in meeting with my boss I got lotion in my eye (thanks allergies) making me cry. Then a tickle in my throat causing me to have to keep muting to cough. I’m convinced my boss thinks I’m dying. 🪦☠️
That feeling when your paycheck and tax return monies hit on the same day.
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March 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That feeling when your paycheck and tax return monies hit on the same day.
I swear, without fail, anytime I’m eating carrots 🥕 I have to sneeze mid chew. Today my laptop was the victim of a carrot shower as I could not remove my hands from my keyboard fast enough. Whoops
March 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I swear, without fail, anytime I’m eating carrots 🥕 I have to sneeze mid chew. Today my laptop was the victim of a carrot shower as I could not remove my hands from my keyboard fast enough. Whoops