Sarah Keeler
@sarahkeeler.bsky.social
Writer | Pilates & ballet teacher | full of untapped clown potential
I feel unsettled about the unquestioning acceptance of the “alt [federal agency]” accounts amongst fellow liberal and progressive Americans. I’ve been in cultish groups and it’s feeling cultish?
April 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I feel unsettled about the unquestioning acceptance of the “alt [federal agency]” accounts amongst fellow liberal and progressive Americans. I’ve been in cultish groups and it’s feeling cultish?
It’s only Pilates if it’s from the Pilates region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling fitness.
March 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s only Pilates if it’s from the Pilates region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling fitness.
I’m sorry to report that silk pillowcases do in fact make a big difference. I could have saved so much money on various skin treatments if I’d switched years ago.
February 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m sorry to report that silk pillowcases do in fact make a big difference. I could have saved so much money on various skin treatments if I’d switched years ago.
Just googled “guidance counselor for adults” if you’re wondering how I’m doing
February 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Just googled “guidance counselor for adults” if you’re wondering how I’m doing
When Harry Met Sally being employed for a *mayonnaise* ad all but proves we are living in the darkest timeline.
February 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
When Harry Met Sally being employed for a *mayonnaise* ad all but proves we are living in the darkest timeline.
Down bad crying at the gym now means “calling my elected representatives from the treadmill “ between sprint intervals.
February 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Down bad crying at the gym now means “calling my elected representatives from the treadmill “ between sprint intervals.
Reposted by Sarah Keeler
A very short story about why USAID is important for American interests. 🧵
In 2012 Putin expelled USAID from Russia. In the aftermath of widespread protests against the regime, AID became one of Putin’s scapegoats for its support of Russian civil society, including election monitors 1/
In 2012 Putin expelled USAID from Russia. In the aftermath of widespread protests against the regime, AID became one of Putin’s scapegoats for its support of Russian civil society, including election monitors 1/
February 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
A very short story about why USAID is important for American interests. 🧵
In 2012 Putin expelled USAID from Russia. In the aftermath of widespread protests against the regime, AID became one of Putin’s scapegoats for its support of Russian civil society, including election monitors 1/
In 2012 Putin expelled USAID from Russia. In the aftermath of widespread protests against the regime, AID became one of Putin’s scapegoats for its support of Russian civil society, including election monitors 1/
Everything is bad but the Dick Van Dyke Show is still inconceivably good.
February 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Everything is bad but the Dick Van Dyke Show is still inconceivably good.
Opened my inbox to discover I’ve been placed on D*ug Wilson’s mailing list?
The fastest unsubscribe of my life.
The fastest unsubscribe of my life.
January 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Opened my inbox to discover I’ve been placed on D*ug Wilson’s mailing list?
The fastest unsubscribe of my life.
The fastest unsubscribe of my life.
Reposted by Sarah Keeler
Here is a call script to urge your Congress members to act against President Trump’s actions potentially violating the Impoundment Control Act:
Hello, [Representative/Senator’s Name],
Hello, [Representative/Senator’s Name],
![My name is [Your Name], and I’m a constituent from [Your City, IL]. I’m calling to express my deep concern about President Trump’s recent executive orders directing federal agencies to withhold congressionally appropriated funds. These actions appear to violate the Impoundment Control Act of 1974 and undermine the Constitution’s separation of powers.
I urge you to take all necessary steps to investigate these actions, ensure transparency, and demand the release of improperly withheld funds. Please stand up for Congress’s power of the purse and protect our democracy.
Thank you for your time.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gph7oe57wbgb4cymr2iv276y/bafkreifnqbbaj6tas5dsxljkkgqibajunq57hb3g3g3vttmyrx3n2h4i2y@jpeg)
January 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Here is a call script to urge your Congress members to act against President Trump’s actions potentially violating the Impoundment Control Act:
Hello, [Representative/Senator’s Name],
Hello, [Representative/Senator’s Name],
Time for a Call your Reps party!
They must not comply with the administration’s attempt to violate the Constitution and stage an administrative coup.
www.usa.gov/elected-offi...
They must not comply with the administration’s attempt to violate the Constitution and stage an administrative coup.
www.usa.gov/elected-offi...
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January 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Time for a Call your Reps party!
They must not comply with the administration’s attempt to violate the Constitution and stage an administrative coup.
www.usa.gov/elected-offi...
They must not comply with the administration’s attempt to violate the Constitution and stage an administrative coup.
www.usa.gov/elected-offi...
A “pause” is how it starts.
January 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A “pause” is how it starts.
If you haven’t seen Muppet Treasure Island lately, now is a great time.
January 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If you haven’t seen Muppet Treasure Island lately, now is a great time.
Me: ok time to write about maple syrup! Nothing sad about syrup!
Maple syrup producer: we might not be able to make syrup much longer due to climate change.
Maple syrup producer: we might not be able to make syrup much longer due to climate change.
January 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Me: ok time to write about maple syrup! Nothing sad about syrup!
Maple syrup producer: we might not be able to make syrup much longer due to climate change.
Maple syrup producer: we might not be able to make syrup much longer due to climate change.
Starting a thread in which I will post one (1) picture of my dog each day.
This is Cooper.
This is Cooper.
January 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Starting a thread in which I will post one (1) picture of my dog each day.
This is Cooper.
This is Cooper.
January 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Every time I do a phone interview for a story I speak like it’s my first day with a human mouth. Is there a continuing education course I can take that covers being human on a phone?
January 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Every time I do a phone interview for a story I speak like it’s my first day with a human mouth. Is there a continuing education course I can take that covers being human on a phone?
Tom Riddle Jr. unleashed a murderous monster on muggle born students at Hogwarts then got an award for Special Services to the School for “stopping” the killings while the real threat remained concealed. Just thinking about that today.
January 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Tom Riddle Jr. unleashed a murderous monster on muggle born students at Hogwarts then got an award for Special Services to the School for “stopping” the killings while the real threat remained concealed. Just thinking about that today.
Bring back Television Without Pity, you cowards.
January 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Bring back Television Without Pity, you cowards.
By the time I have taught my sixth Pilates class of the day, the word “pelvis” no longer has meaning. Pelvis is everything and nothing like existence itself.
January 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
By the time I have taught my sixth Pilates class of the day, the word “pelvis” no longer has meaning. Pelvis is everything and nothing like existence itself.
This Christmas give her what she really wants — an old man soldier doll with dangerously sharp teeth who looks just like her weird loner uncle.
December 16, 2024 at 7:32 PM
This Christmas give her what she really wants — an old man soldier doll with dangerously sharp teeth who looks just like her weird loner uncle.
The only deadline is death.
December 9, 2024 at 2:37 AM
The only deadline is death.