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armadillo????
screencap of an image search showing a silhouette of poorly rendered armadillo
August 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
sarahjsketches.bsky.social
The Burbank butt-sniffer arrested again!
A screencap from KTLA website. It has a mug shot with the caption “Butt-sniffer arrested again weeks after $100k bail case.”
August 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
sarahjsketches.bsky.social
the porn bots are weird on bluesky cuz they have to front as compassionate real ppl for engagement and hope ppl stumble towards their pages
a screencap of the first five bluesky posts in the tag "Hurricane Erin" all saying essentially the same thing. All profiles are young women presenting bots.
August 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
sarahjsketches.bsky.social
wait... Michelin stars are awarded by the Michelin TIRE company???? i feel conflicted now about taking food recs from a man made out of tires... (not that I've ever eaten at any starred place)
screencap of the corner of the Michelin Guide website. The logo at the top includes the Michelin Tire Man waving.
June 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Obligatory name plate photo for 1st day!
An employee name plate. Below logos of Cartoon Network, Warner Bros, and Hanna-Barbers reads “Sarah Johnson.”
May 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
sarahjsketches.bsky.social
new tattoo alert! Black Rabbit of Inlé jumping over my elbow butt.
A photo of a tattoo of the Black Rabbit of Inlé from Watership Down the animated film. The tattoo is above the elbow on the back of the arm.
April 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
sarahjsketches.bsky.social
Is it happening?

I think it's happening...

*SCREAMS*
A series of three photos of a Vietnamese Black-Breasted Leaf Turtle. The turtle peers over the ledge of a green leafy enclosure. In the first it's eyes are wide and looking up. In the second, it's looking down a little. In the third photo it's mouth is open wide in what looks like a scream.
April 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Sotheby's is having an Animation Benefit auction and an OG SpongeBob cel is up there that's a hot meme. So interested to see how much this goes for....
screencap of a website auction for Spongebob "Nature Pants"
April 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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randomly went to tumblr and discovered a message that someone got my TMNT Raph art tattooed!!! I'm so honored!
screenshot of a tumblr message. There's a photo of a bicep with a tattoo of Raphael, the Ninja Turtle. a four-quartered image of the Ninja Turtles. They are black ink on watercolor paper texture matching their bandana colors.
April 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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no foolin' - eat the fucking rich
A graph displaying the cumulative wealth and number of billionaires worldwide from Forbes. Date reads left to right starting in 2013 where 1,426 billionaires held 5.4 trillion. In an upward trend, 2025 data reads 3,028 billionaires with 16.1 trillion dollars in wealth.
April 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Was going to watch some nature documentary on Peacock but I can't tell if this last thumbnail is a glitch or April Fool's joke? I think that's from Suits LA? Maybe?
a screencap of the episode page of "The Americas" on Peacock streaming site. The last episode is called "The Caribbean" but features a photo of two men in a courtroom rather than a nature image.
April 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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it's fine. everything's fine 🙃
A still from a 1990s Barbie commercial. Barbie stands in front of a (fake) window with a thousand-yard stare while fireworks explode in the background.
March 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
sarahjsketches.bsky.social
(don't actually tell me what I missed)
A Florida Box Turtle emerging from winter brumation. It sits in a ground of hay vertically, surrounded by mud near it's body. A text caption reads "wut I miss?"
March 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
sarahjsketches.bsky.social
thinking about how a couple months ago I accidentally bought shampoo when I meant to grab the conditioner. Why would you ever want two different products in identical bottles?!
A photo of a product shelf of four identical appearing bottles in rows of hair product. Odele Purple Conditioner on the left, then Purple Shampoo, another row of Purple Shampoo and then another Purple Conditioner.
March 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Same so here’s a chonky dog to go with it
A chubby black and tan chiweenie lounges on a teal chair in bright sun.
March 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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I'll take a better photo after it's healed but yay! A very spring themed tattoo. Spring peepers, pussy willows, and snow crocuses.
a gray scale tattoo on the lower forearm. Three spring peepers sit among pussy willow branches. at the bottom are two open snow crocuses.
January 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
sarahjsketches.bsky.social
Kurt and I finished watching Black Doves and both agreed that Eleanor looked like she should work in animation.
a screencap from "Black Doves" featuring Eleanor. She wears a jean jacket over a yellow flannel shirt. a screencap from "Black Doves" featuring Eleanor. She wears a a red flannel and gray pants.
January 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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me bundled up in blankets answering texts from caring friends and family
A photo of Pudding Pop, a snapping turtle, bundled up in blankets. From the Turtle Rescue League instagram page.
January 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Don’t like the looks of that
View from a backyard in North Hollywood, CA. A large black and brown cloud extends up into the morning sky.
January 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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An antique New Year Greetings card. A little girl wearing a large bell on her head like a hat approaches a tiny cherub angel that hands her a four leaf clover. The girl also has an apron like calendar on her waist that reads "Jan 1." Behind the girl and angel is a large candle. Behind them the card reads "New Year Greetings - Again he comes to greet you - the little bright new year - and here's a bell to ring for joy - and a candle light for cheer."
December 30, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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"Frog and Toad" got three Children’s & Family Emmy Awards nominations! Music, Editing, and Preschool Animated Series!
PRESCHOOL ANIMATED SERIES Frog and Toad Apple TV+ Interrupting Chicken Apple TV+ Rosie’s Rules PBS Kids StoryBots: Answer Time Netflix The Tiny Chef Show Nickelodeon
December 12, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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Hello? Yes? Oh... the team is considering other candidates whose background and experience more closely... uh huh. Okay. Thank you.
A skeleton wearing a denim baseball cap sits at a desk holding a phone to its head. In it's right hand is a toy sci-fi blaster. On the desk sits a Mickey Mouse phone.
December 9, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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i miss these boys
December 2, 2024 at 7:57 PM
sarahjsketches.bsky.social
Hello? Oh. The team is considering other candidates whose background and experience more closely align with the overall qualifications? Thanks for letting me know.
A skeleton wearing a denim baseball cap sits at a desk. It holds a corded phone to it's ear - attached to a Mickey Mouse phone. In the other hand the skeleton holds a grenade.
November 20, 2024 at 11:48 PM
sarahjsketches.bsky.social
a Rutabaga gift for you
A black and tan chiweenie named Rutabaga sleeps bundled up in a blanket. Her tongue sticks out slightly.
November 15, 2024 at 7:09 PM