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SarahJRandomNumbers
@sarahjrandom.bsky.social
Keeper of dead memes.
Neo-Paleo Radical Alt Resonablist-Centrist
Bongaloid.
Pro Cannabis legalisation.
Proudly banned from Xitter for making Steven Miller and the DHS look like psychotic freaks (skill level Ultra Low).
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 AM
That's what you get when you give idiots with tiny dick energy guns & authority.

Like who smacks someone on the head with the side of their gun like this?

More than 1 of them had their gun out, so an "accidental discharge" was inevitable, which others joined in on because "monkey see, monkey do".
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
They're right, how could anyone have fully working organs when they're an adult human horse/chicken/sheep?! 🤣
January 24, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I thought it was the miasma that caused people to get sick...
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Not a surprise Crispy Gnome is AI editing peoples faces.

She did a similar thing to her own face to hide the psycho dog killing face.
January 24, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Oh so the Klingons don't get recognised?

I see how it is...

/s 🤣
January 24, 2026 at 4:33 AM
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 AM
We've got our own version of these reptilian fucks over here in the UK.
January 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
That's when the Robocaust will begin.
January 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM
If you look very closely, you can see the exact moment this invader reconsiders his entire life...

Or at least the 5 seconds that remain.
January 22, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Appeal denied.

So much for the free speech app that's totally going to take over the entire banking sector at some point...
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"Female entitlement writ large.
Female violence is definitely the way to persuade us all that these women should have equal rights and the right to vote."

That you, that how you talk.
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Well, that's my time at Twitter done and dusted.

My crime? Responding to ICE's "The enemies are at the gate" tweet, referencing Jan 6th, and getting an account flag 12 minutes later.

So as an appeal is unlikely to be granted, I guess that's my time served in that shithole site.
October 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oh cool, a new TC video!

*2 Minutes later*

*gets tricked into watching another video about the refrigeration cycle and the latent heat of vaporization*
April 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Can confirm, Pluto is, and forever will be, a planet.

BIG SCIENCE says it isn't a planet because it hasn't cleared its orbit of debris. Well it's the longest orbiti, maybe Pluto is taking its time to do it.

Smaller orbit planets have been around the sun many more times than this king of planets!
January 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The system works. 😁
December 4, 2024 at 5:31 PM
They mostly come at night... Mostly.
November 29, 2024 at 8:30 PM
November 29, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Antivax: "Odds of you or anyone else getting Polio are infinitesimal!"

Vax: "Yea, because we're vaccinated."

Antivax:
November 19, 2024 at 7:32 PM
More ending of Hamas, pls.
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
🤣
April 28, 2024 at 3:42 AM
February 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
February 11, 2024 at 10:58 AM
February 11, 2024 at 10:58 AM