Sarah Long
@sarahinkc.bsky.social
hello to Eric Hosmer if you’re reading this
i don’t know why i thought they would be cheering “let’s go thomas” at the comets game but i fully thought that for like 4 rounds of it lmao
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i don’t know why i thought they would be cheering “let’s go thomas” at the comets game but i fully thought that for like 4 rounds of it lmao
i was fine. and then he texted. and i was happy. but now im back to not fine.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i was fine. and then he texted. and i was happy. but now im back to not fine.
basketball aunt sarah is a lot more chill than soccer aunt sarah
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
basketball aunt sarah is a lot more chill than soccer aunt sarah
today is kicking my ass. and the one person i want to talk to doesn’t want to talk to me.
a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
today is kicking my ass. and the one person i want to talk to doesn’t want to talk to me.
hey uh WHY ARE WE ON THE PHONE IN THE BATHROOM
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
hey uh WHY ARE WE ON THE PHONE IN THE BATHROOM
a cool thing to do when you’re waiting at discount tire is to watch all your Facebook videos at max volume so everyone gets to enjoy
according to the lady next to me anyway
according to the lady next to me anyway
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
a cool thing to do when you’re waiting at discount tire is to watch all your Facebook videos at max volume so everyone gets to enjoy
according to the lady next to me anyway
according to the lady next to me anyway
feeling a little down today. might take myself to Trader Joe’s after work
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
feeling a little down today. might take myself to Trader Joe’s after work
did a thing on vacation
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
did a thing on vacation
ready to watch both teams lose at football tonight
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
ready to watch both teams lose at football tonight
every single week i find out Vrabel is the patriots head coach. why won’t this info stay in my brain?
November 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
every single week i find out Vrabel is the patriots head coach. why won’t this info stay in my brain?
my favorite text of the day
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
my favorite text of the day
so ready to get my ass outta town (friday!) and yes im excited to do fun stuff with the kids, im also just really looking forward to hanging out with my brother for a week
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
so ready to get my ass outta town (friday!) and yes im excited to do fun stuff with the kids, im also just really looking forward to hanging out with my brother for a week
finally being recognized
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
finally being recognized
but honestly…this might lead to the glow up i’ve been dreaming about
October 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
but honestly…this might lead to the glow up i’ve been dreaming about
found out some info but keeping it to myself for now because if my friends knew and we start talking again, i will be disowned
October 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
found out some info but keeping it to myself for now because if my friends knew and we start talking again, i will be disowned
still haven’t 💁🏻♀️
October 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
still haven’t 💁🏻♀️
dancing through the lightning strikes
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
dancing through the lightning strikes
i didn’t wreck the truck today but he sure wrecked my feelings tonight so that’s fun and cool and awesome
October 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i didn’t wreck the truck today but he sure wrecked my feelings tonight so that’s fun and cool and awesome
i drove the truck!
we got a “probably” !!!!!!
fingers crossed!
October 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i drove the truck!
we got a “probably” !!!!!!
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
we got a “probably” !!!!!!
i just want to crawl in bed with my man and yap until i fall asleep
October 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i just want to crawl in bed with my man and yap until i fall asleep
i’m going to light a fall candle and eat sushi and watch football tonight
October 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i’m going to light a fall candle and eat sushi and watch football tonight
it would be nice if you could trust your kicker
October 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
it would be nice if you could trust your kicker